CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by Maneki Neko » 30 Jan 2018 14:14

windermereROYAL wrote:
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windermereROYAL wrote:FFS start spelling confirmed properly, are the admin schoolkids? :shock:


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What other joke runs for 5 years or more and remains funny? if indeed it was even funny in the first place.


idiot

that's the phase at which the hilarity goes exponential

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by Silver Fox » 30 Jan 2018 14:29

POTD

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Re: Rumour - Tommy Elphick

by Woodcote Royal » 30 Jan 2018 14:32

genome wrote:If we sign him we'll have have two Championship winning defenders in our central defence, managed by a Champions League winning central defender.

Imagine if we got relegated with that :lol:


As a rare betting man, I sense an imminent punt by way of compensation for a rush blood that resulted in me backing us for promotion :|

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by Gav » 30 Jan 2018 16:42

Silver Fox wrote:POTD


Something something Coventry. We take the lead without playing particularly well. Something something. Bang, 2-1.

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by Woodcote Royal » 30 Jan 2018 16:45

Muskrat wrote:My biggest fear would be that if he expresses a view contrary to Stam's diktat he'll be frozen out.


Which is probably what happened to Popa


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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by Snowflake Royal » 30 Jan 2018 18:54

windermereROYAL wrote:
Hendo wrote:
windermereROYAL wrote:FFS start spelling confirmed properly, are the admin schoolkids? :shock:


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What other joke runs for 5 years or more and remains funny? if indeed it was even funny in the first place.

It's far more important than a joke, it's an injoke, a tradition.

Got to honour tradition.

Only the humourless would complain know it's origin.

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Re: Rumour - Tommy Elphick

by oldebiscuit » 30 Jan 2018 23:27

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Don't say that Norfolk, you are a boon to the site.
Incidentally, while you are on, do you happen to know why The Duke of Norfolk's main residence is in Sussex and not Norfolk?


Why is Leeds Castle in Kent and Buckingham Palace in what was once Middlesex?


Leeds Castle IS in Leeds :roll:


Yes albeit a relatively unknown village called Leeds in Kent, not the Leeds in Yorkshire that most people would associate it with.

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by Denver Royal » 31 Jan 2018 00:14

Nice cameo tonight. I like my central defenders tall, and he's not the tallest, but he fit in right away, and was a tidy, calming influence.

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by 3points » 31 Jan 2018 00:35

Denver Royal wrote:Nice cameo tonight. I like my central defenders tall, and he's not the tallest, but he fit in right away, and was a tidy, calming influence.

Taller than Moore and McShane imo


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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by Stranded » 31 Jan 2018 07:37

3points wrote:
Denver Royal wrote:Nice cameo tonight. I like my central defenders tall, and he's not the tallest, but he fit in right away, and was a tidy, calming influence.

Taller than Moore and McShane imo


He's shorter than both by 5cm and 2cm respectively.

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by 3points » 31 Jan 2018 08:05

Stranded wrote:
3points wrote:
Denver Royal wrote:Nice cameo tonight. I like my central defenders tall, and he's not the tallest, but he fit in right away, and was a tidy, calming influence.

Taller than Moore and McShane imo


He's shorter than both by 5cm and 2cm respectively.
quite surprised by that having been very close to him when he warmed up at HT last night

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by Hound » 31 Jan 2018 08:08

Noticed a bit of encouraging the crowd on the SS highlights. Definitely bit of what we need

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by Stranded » 31 Jan 2018 09:18

3points wrote:
Stranded wrote:
3points wrote:Taller than Moore and McShane imo


He's shorter than both by 5cm and 2cm respectively.
quite surprised by that having been very close to him when he warmed up at HT last night


Those are the heights listed on Wikipedia - not always 100% I'll grant you.


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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by Lower West » 02 Feb 2018 21:17

Hound wrote:Noticed a bit of encouraging the crowd on the SS highlights. Definitely bit of what we need


More importantly what the team needs on the pitch.

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by AthleticoSpizz » 02 Feb 2018 21:28

Liking the “cut of his jib” off of the pitch too.

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by NewCorkSeth » 02 Feb 2018 22:09

Stranded wrote:
3points wrote:
Stranded wrote:
He's shorter than both by 5cm and 2cm respectively.
quite surprised by that having been very close to him when he warmed up at HT last night


Those are the heights listed on Wikipedia - not always 100% I'll grant you.

Football Manager has Elphick at 181 while McShane and Moore are 183 and 186 respectively so i reckon there is some truth to it.

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by AthleticoSpizz » 02 Feb 2018 22:27

lol, Footbsl Manager has no relevence to real life......I know that you know :lol:

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by NewCorkSeth » 02 Feb 2018 22:33

AthleticoSpizz wrote:lol, Footbsl Manager has no relevence to real life......I know that you know :lol:

Unless one gets all their heights from the other source thats 2 sources right there. You know what they say: "Two unreliable sources is equal to one reliable source"

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by windermereROYAL » 03 Feb 2018 18:34

Well that worked ok didn't it? came out on crutches near the end, probably be shipped off back to Villa now.

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Re: CONFIMRED - Tommy Elphick

by AthleticoSpizz » 04 Feb 2018 03:19

Just pretty endemic of our luck this season....typical.....all the best Tommy

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