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Fake Phone At Match
Submitted By: Mark Nettlingham

At a football game recently, I was angered to have to stand next to a man on a mobile phone. He spent hardly any time watching the match, and I was amazed to hear him wheeling and dealing on his phone.

Not surprisingly, there was a medical emergency, and when we asked to borrow his phone, he had to tell us that it wasn't connected. Bloody pretentious git.

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