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- by Major Monkey
- 05 Aug 2014 22:18
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: 2014/15 fixtures
- Replies: 132
- Views: 26583
Not the 1st. That was the day I was going to has myself with a Pepsi can, bag of crisps and some Vaseline. Pepe want to me down
- by Major Monkey
- 05 Aug 2014 21:39
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: The truth about Royston...
- Replies: 759
- Views: 161430
Royston is a total stain
- by Major Monkey
- 22 Jul 2014 13:31
- Forum: Rumours and Gossip
- Topic: stockdale
- Replies: 31
- Views: 8707
Why don't u go away u big pus monkey. Go milk the teat
- by Major Monkey
- 26 Jun 2014 16:23
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: 2014/15 fixtures
- Replies: 132
- Views: 26583
Major monkey is sadly dead. He oxf*rd himself to sleep
- by Major Monkey
- 23 Jun 2014 22:45
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Carrico Watch
- Replies: 671
- Views: 137710
Feck off sweatband Charlie girl
- by Major Monkey
- 23 Jun 2014 18:36
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Carrico Watch
- Replies: 671
- Views: 137710
Carrico is my bum friend
- by Major Monkey
- 20 Jun 2014 09:00
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Confimred new owners of Raeding Footbal Club
- Replies: 8683
- Views: 1001446
I'd give her one. Then again I am a monkey
- by Major Monkey
- 06 Jun 2014 10:17
- Forum: Rumours and Gossip
- Topic: Summer 2014 Transfer Window
- Replies: 306
- Views: 65099
Bum bleed in anticipation
- by Major Monkey
- 06 Jun 2014 00:21
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Reading FC related dreams
- Replies: 22
- Views: 4286
Martin butler spewing his milky bar all over Darren Caskey while Nicky Forster shaves his wife. Paul holsgrove gives uwe hartenburger a right hand up the old Michael meaker. Oh no I got caught naked walking round asda again
- by Major Monkey
- 04 Jun 2014 22:05
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Reading FC related dreams
- Replies: 22
- Views: 4286
I dreamt of a spit roast of Sonko and Bikey gazing longfully into my eyes. Hayley from corrie was there feeding me biscuits whilst roy filmed it and gave himself a hand shandy
- by Major Monkey
- 30 May 2014 21:50
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: AFC Reading???
- Replies: 40
- Views: 9716
Herbert Von twinkletoes is a massive cock gobbler
- by Major Monkey
- 30 May 2014 21:48
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Ask Anton...
- Replies: 48
- Views: 17180
Can I use your missus as a cum dump
- by Major Monkey
- 21 May 2014 16:40
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: What are your hopes for the next five years?
- Replies: 50
- Views: 9383
I hope to find myself a nice octogenarian to settle down with
- by Major Monkey
- 21 May 2014 16:37
- Forum: Rumours and Gossip
- Topic: Administration
- Replies: 408
- Views: 78639
Oh no I just piddled lemonade in my panties does anyone have a lemon I can cuddle
- by Major Monkey
- 21 May 2014 07:28
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Best wishes from a Burnley fan
- Replies: 62
- Views: 10911
Kes is a cheese festering mongerloid
- by Major Monkey
- 20 May 2014 20:16
- Forum: Club Policies
- Topic: Beer
- Replies: 160
- Views: 24762
Beer is good beer is good beer is good and stuff.
- by Major Monkey
- 20 May 2014 20:14
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Whatever happened tp?
- Replies: 99
- Views: 29897
Herbert bog-swab is now a postman
- by Major Monkey
- 20 May 2014 16:25
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Brian: The right decision?
- Replies: 3713
- Views: 466461
Green smells like a combustible potty full of poopy prizes
- by Major Monkey
- 20 May 2014 12:56
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Brian: The right decision?
- Replies: 3713
- Views: 466461
Quim quim toilet duck stick your finger up your bum
- by Major Monkey
- 19 May 2014 12:20
- Forum: The Team
- Topic: Four Word Season
- Replies: 97
- Views: 14164
Willy willy bum bum
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