Old Man Andrews

BR0B0T Is Ty special btw? Wouldn't want to say anything too negative if he is!

Which one is Ty? Headphones guy?

Yeah, just seems a bit weird for an adult to dress that way!

Is Ty special btw? Wouldn't want to say anything too negative if he is!

It's got to be reality tv at this point where they're all just playing up for the cameras, they're not actually like that... right? Please!? Troopz and DT are actually quite likeable* on non-game shows. Troopz and Robbie together is pretty funny and laid back. DT is actually quiite calm and offers ...

LOL!

Snowflake Royal Is there anything you don't do snowball?

Lecture statistics, write books, look after refugees, work for a Gov, be in famous train crashes, stalk Shane Long...

You've had almost as exciting a life as DD.

what books have you written Snowball? PM if you'd prefer

ArsenaLOL

VAR is crap and unnecessary because it spoils the game and stops the orgasmic goal and red card celebrations we hold so dear. For this reason alone, I think it should be scrapped. 'greed! I find it unusual now if a goal doesn't go to VAR The celebration has gone They check every PL goal, so it woul...

Jack Celliers VAR is crap and unnecessary because it spoils the game and stops the orgasmic goal and red card celebrations we hold so dear. For this reason alone, I think it should be scrapped.

'greed! I find it unusual now if a goal doesn't go to VAR

The celebration has gone

Spurs were superb to watch under Poch for much of his spell. No team Mourinho has ever managed have been superb to watch. He used to be a very effective manager, brilliant at setting up his teams for the big games. But he’s totally out of date, and has been a toxic destructive influence wherever he...

JM also got Utd a second-place finish, League Cup and a Europa league tbf which is better than anyone since Fergie

Mourinho took Man U backwards, which I personally found quite amusing. Solskjær a manager with very little experience has come in and taken them to another level, getting the best out of the players. Fair play to the guy. Depends on the players they had tbf. Utd may not have bought Bruno if it wasn...

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sandman

Old Man Andrews It's the fact you're a gigantic bellend. HTH.

Looks like our boys are going to fi-i-ight.

I won't waste my time on him. I would crush him. I'm undefeated so far in my career.

I'd take your Brown Belt and choke you out with it

genome How the fcuk do you muster zero shots on target against Bournemouth with Kane, Son, Bergwijn, Lucas and Ndombele on the pitch?

Embarrassing

I feel your pain...Utd under JM were fooking terrible to watch

Definite pen

6ft Kerplunk Going off the pattern this one was done by the newbie in the Puma design office who had the shit desk with a view of the metal fire escape.

just in case readers didn't realise

this is a joke!

VAR is shit at the moment...I'm tired of not celebrating goals!

The last Utd offside goal*...no way the linesman could see that! He guessed correctly!

The freekick that was allowed was prolly offside (by mm's).

If they can speed it up, cool...if not sack it off!

how are players being transferred* if the transfer window is open until July 10th? (iirc)

Sane, Werner etc

What a disgrace Liverpool are. Champions???? Worst Premier League champions of all time. Robertson's been on the sauce since the Chelsea result The entire back 5 look pissed. I hate it when teams are unprofessional like this, real champions go to their nearest rivals and prove why they are the best...

Old Man Andrews What a disgrace Liverpool are. Champions???? Worst Premier League champions of all time.

Robertson's been on the sauce since the Chelsea result