What on earth was Aluko doing in the first part of the 2nd half? When we were in possession he moved into the centre circle to receive the ball. Every time. For about 10 minutes. It was bizarre and left a huge hole down the right that Meite had to go and fill for Gunter to pass to. No problem with ...

My big complaint management wise was that Aluko and Meyler were so horrific in the first half that I could not believe one of them at least did not come off at half time. The triple substitution was necessary and it really was nice to see a bit of fight for 20 minutes, but waiting until 60 minutes e...

Saied he is from Iran. E-i-e-i-o
He's part of Clements master plan e-i-e-i-o

Genius

Think that'll be about right!

My opinion, fwiw, is that the club should move the family section back to where it was originally and have the singing section in the Eamonn Dolan Stand next season. Get some flags, banners and Club 1871 in to that end of the ground and make the North Stand a wall of noise. I can see your point, bu...

If you notice this notice you will notice it is not worth noticing.

It remains to be seen, but that penalty save feels like a season defining moment.... What other moments do you think define other seasons? Not necessarily the obvious (e.g. Cureton's winner, Ledge's goal) I was thinking the infamous Convey goal against Milwall in '05? Did the turn around against Bor...

I am perhaps most concerned over how barmy this makes our army. Are we Paul Clement's barmy army or not? Indeed how barmy do we need to be to be a barmy army? And what indeed constitutes being barmy? Should I wear an amusing hat? Do I have to make a slightly sarcastic, but ultimately hilarious comme...

Japp Stam had a dream
To build a football team
But now we're heading for the bottom 3.

We're Sh1t at the back
We're Sh1t in attack
It's time now Gourlay
Just give Stam the sack!

Players Are Noticeably Tired-of Stam???

Tbf maybe I am being harsh on GMAC didn't see all his cameo as I left only early for only the second time in my 15 years of season tickets, only other one I left was a home loss to West Ham when Nicky Shorey scored a late consolation free kick if I remember right Tbf - no you weren't harsh. He was ...

I am really worried that if we lose Danny Williams and Ali Al-Habsi might leave.

Japp Stam had a dream
For strawberries and cream
He had no funds so went to Madjeski
He too had a lack
So went round the back
Got in his Jaguar, drove to buy a pack.

About as relevant as the old version...

Vito Mannone è il nostro portiere. Salva sempre la palla.

To the tune of Che gelida manina from Puccini's La Boheme?

Sadly not sure it scans.....

Always wanted to start one of these threads with the poorest song ever..... here goes.... Head Shoulders knees Vito knees Vito Head Shoulders knees Vito knees Vito He dives We cheer He gets the ball Head Shoulders knees Vito knees Vito!!!! Wahooooo! Do I win a prize! Is there a tune to that? Yep......

Always wanted to start one of these threads with the poorest song ever..... here goes....

Head Shoulders knees Vito knees Vito
Head Shoulders knees Vito knees Vito
He dives We cheer He gets the ball
Head Shoulders knees Vito knees Vito!!!!

Wahooooo!

Do I win a prize!

CountryRoyal

notloyalenuffroyal

Forbury Lion Prawn Sandwich, glass of Gin, Come on Reading win win win

More relevant to the thread.....

Champagne,
Pick and Mix
We're gonna lose
On penalty kicks!

Is pick and mix that middle class though?

Seemed to be at Wembley!!!! Champagne bar, Pick and Mix stand,..... sadly burritos didn't rhyme!

Forbury Lion

CountryRoyal

No Fixed Abode "Ham hock pie, hummus roll, c'mon Reading score a goal".

"Chicken pate, ham terrine, the finest team you've ever seen"

Prawn Sandwich, glass of Gin, Come on Reading win win win

More relevant to the thread.....

Champagne,
Pick and Mix
We're gonna lose
On penalty kicks!

BR0B0T
Do they do Internet Skillz classes at your school?

Sadly no subjectz that include a z. We are not that modern.

Really, You're a teacher and you're posting a thread "Shame your Block" smh. Hmmmm. Yes... And did you know teachers are even allowed to smile sometimes, have a joke, use irony and even, yes even, not wear a tie sometimes. Extraordinary. I even go shopping. Shame Your Block isn't a demand...