Desperately seeking poor Star Wars joke....

Iwobi-one Can Loan Be! ?????

Hmmmmmmmm

Imagine it's Neil Lennon, It's really hard to do, Nothing to shout or cheer for And football played like poo... Imagine all the people Leaving Madejski.... (Oooo ooo ooooooo) You may say he was a winner, But Celtic's only where he won I hope that he will never join us Rather be managed by a cun. (pe...

I have a festive ditty...... Clarke, the Mad Stad faithful sing, You've a job here at Reading. Spend our cash on what you need, Get a call from old Shahid. Up the M4, off you go, Turn around, "Need much more dough!" We can see through all of it, You really couldn't give a sh1t Clarke, the ...

Park and ride is clearly the way forward for us out of towners. Living over an hour away it is currently lovely to get there early enough to park at the stadium with the family, but this is a luxury really. It wouldn't make a huge difference to my life to park the other side of the M4 and get a park...

Maybe we could be sponsored by British Association of Dermatologists.

Then it could be the BAD MAD STAD.

I'm going to throw classy Centre back Dariusz Wdowczck out there. Why do I remember him at left-back? Can I blame it on youth? Not really. Must be stupidity, but I my brain definitely remembers him scooping things up down the left flank. Oh well. Ok. I'm not going completely bonkers. Some other Wik...

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notloyalenuffroyal I'm going to throw classy Centre back Dariusz Wdowczck out there.

Why do I remember him at left-back? Can I blame it on youth? Not really. Must be stupidity, but I my brain definitely remembers him scooping things up down the left flank.

Oh well.

I'm going to throw Dariusz Wdowczck out there. Probably wasn't the greatest, but he did a decent job as far as I can remember. On a side bar... what is the science behind left backs being such good free kick takers.? Harte, Shorey, Bridge I think I've seen take a few, now Obita... Beyond us over the...

Left early & walked past the Royals Family Area. At this point I started to slit my wrists. WTF has happened to this club?! CBA to give ratings. It was a shit game between two sh1t sides that will be nowhere near promotion. I can take much of what you say as "Spoilt-brat-upset-cos-someone-...

Surely we have to return the favour....

SONG FOR SASIMA

Sasima woah
Sasima woah
We've heard your silly song
Now go and buy Shane Long!

Gordons Cumming Has anyone told Paulo it gets cold and wet over here in England?

Not sure he'll perform on a cold, wet night in Burnley.

I find it difficult to perform on a cold wet night in Burnley too. Just ask the wife.

Just thought it was worth mentioning that the Open Day was great today. Nice bunch of people there, sunny day, good to see some new faces on the pitch. Long queues for autographs, but not unexpected. Bit of a while to wait from end of training to signings. Not quite sure why they couldn't expect vir...

I think we should all take up orchestral instruments. A 15000 strong orchestra could be the way forward. You may need 2 seats to spread legs wide enough for a cello though and the stewards would go bonkers with the double bass players who need to stand up to play. We'll therefore need a double bass ...

To the tune of Written in the stars...

Oh Orlando Sa
A million goals a game
You won't forget his name (oh ohhh)

Seasons come and go
But Sa will never change
Royals are on their way... u-u-uuppp.

Someone's scoring, someone's scoring
He's an engine, he's an engine
Sa, Sa, Sa, Sa
Pour the goals in, pour the goals in.

Hmmmm.

No Fixed Abode
tbf - the t-shirts were awful quality.

But at least the poor quality allowed an element of stretch for those of us with extra girth! I managed to fit mine over a fleecy hoody despite my Huddersfield mascot tendencies. Great planning.

Nothing better than listening to the "I play Fifa so am a great manager" brigade on these occasions. Any top quality analysis from around you? I had for 90 minutes. "Williams... he keeps running into the corridor. Stop running into the corridor. He keeps doing it. Look. There he goes...

Nothing better than listening to the "I play Fifa so am a great manager" brigade on these occasions. Any top quality analysis from around you? I had for 90 minutes. "Williams... he keeps running into the corridor. Stop running into the corridor. He keeps doing it. Look. There he goes ...

- Yesterday illustrated how much the club has grown in the last 20 years. In 1995 when "little old Reading" got to the play off final it felt like we had 10000 there who cared and 30000 on a nice day out in London. Yesterday we had 30000 who were totally invested in it. Agree with this to...

Am I being a bit of a thicky? What about club wembley seats? Won't there be a multicoloured, red dominated hoop in the middle of the upper and lower tiers? It's only the reading tickets that get one not the neutral club wembley ones So. As I said. The club wembley seats, between the top 2 hoops and...