Ian Royal Er.. 46 isn't it?

Hell, yeah, the idiots are thinking in terms of the Premier League!

From Despair To Where? Spacey is referring to Archie's hat trick.

Indeed I was!

I really hope he finds some shit players for Arsenal. McDermott needs to leave that club.

From Despair To Where? I remember us being 3-0 up at half time against Port Vale and creaming it but falling apart in the second half. IIRC, Archie had scored a hat-trick in the previous home game.

Against Swindon, wasn't it?

Woodcote Royal needing an oxygen mask at Newcastle,

Nice view though!

Didn't Gilkes play for Barbados? Yes he played a few times right at the end of his career, not sure if that qualifies for this list though as Gilkes did not "come from" Barbados (he was born in Hackney) How many of our Jamaicans came from Jamaica? Leigertwood certainly didn't come from An...

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Royal Ginger Didn't Gilkes play for Barbados?

Yes he played a few times right at the end of his career, not sure if that qualifies for this list though as Gilkes did not "come from" Barbados (he was born in Hackney)

As discussed earlier in this thread!

Platypuss He was born in Australia and has caps for Australia. I think that makes him Australian.

That may be so, but he surely isn't 100% Australian. I think I read somewhere that he was also eligible to play for Scotland.

Good answer, but I'd say he isn't really Australian considering he grew up in this country.

Anyone else?

I like this thread!

Time to update this list, I suppose! Antigua Australia Bermuda Bulgaria Brazil Cameroon Canada Czech Republic Denmark Ecuador England France Germany Georgia Ghania Grenada Hungary Iceland Ivory Coast Jamaica Latvia Liberia Mali Malta Netherlands N. Ireland Nigeria Oman Peru Poland Portugal Republic ...

Does Orlando Sa's hat-trick last night mean that it's the first time somebody from outside of the British Isles (So that rules out the likes of Kevin Doyle and Shane Long) to score a hat-trick for Reading

Just wondering.....as I'm sure that Pavel Pogrebnyak never scored a hat trick for us.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/31917690 - Fan arrested for racially abusing Gareth McCleary Good thing I recorded the game. The clip on that is obviously clipped just after the incident. I looked back on my Sky+ box and can see a guy in a black top with a cap gesticulating and shouting - he ...

So serious that I posted it twice. No, it's because you're such a f***ing idiot, Mr "I-know-it-all". Royal Rother is equally a f***ing idiot. Where has the nasty screwball been all this time? His deeply considered input has been greatly missed. Presumably the mods have now dealt with him ...

Royal Rother Nice to see you pop in on the way back from the pub, now do run along to your special place Village.

Whereas you are a sad and lonely amoeba deep in your cesspit where no living thing in their sane mind would approach. Stay there and rot for all we care.

Victor Meldrew So serious that I posted it twice.

No, it's because you're such a f***ing idiot, Mr "I-know-it-all".

Royal Rother is equally a f***ing idiot.

paultheroyal Like the home shirt
Like the away shirt
Love the pink shirt

Of course Paula would love the pink shirt.

It's all about having enough to differentiate each kit from the previous to make people buy the latest one. If they stuck to the kit we nearly all want, ie a simple narrow'ish blue and white hoops with white shorts and socks, they couldn't flog as many every season. Remember to post this every July...

The trouble with this thread, nay, the forum, barney, is that everyone claims facts and everybody takes all for gospel.

What a lot of idiots on here fail to realise:

NOT EVERYTHING YOU READ ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE!

WAZZOCK There doesn't need to be any logic, it's a fact.

Let's just accept I'm right and move on.

Actually, no. Logic dictates that fact be proven, which you haven't done and therefore you can't be right.

So....no, we can't move on.