As for Nicky Maynard, I had a colleague once surnamed Maynard, was an absolute ****ing bellend. Reading fan too but probably too dense to be on the Internet.

For that reason I say no.

But was he a boy and was he born? i need clarification? does the question: " will a boy ever be born who can swim faster than a shark?" denote the child must swim faster than a shark from birth, before manhood, or ever? years of research rests on the answer Good question, and one I have p...

See I told you first. Reading4eva - first for your Royals news, just some deals do fall through Even a stopped clock is right twice per day, as they say. Even someone 100% ITK who only ever posts the possibilities will only have a small percentage of his possibilities sign. Even a manager who knows...

I know that he goes OTT, but he does have a point. - Pog does not want to be in the Championship. So even if he stays, will he be like Shorey in 07/08? - Le Fondre has hardly pulled up any trees when starting, even in the Championship in 11/12. And it looks like he cannot play up front on his own. ...

Quote: LeedsSte I've heard very reliably (sadly) that Brian McDermott is very close to offering his resignation at Leeds United and has been in "difficult" discussions recently to convince him to stay. A big part of this could well be linked to Ken Bates' claims that from June 2012, Salem...

He could piss this league if he wanted to. Trouble is he doesn't want to, he wants to leave. Anybody who has seen him at any pre-season game will know what I mean. Probably true, but players soon realise that if they have the ability and they want to leave then really the only way out is to shine. ...

I don't understand why Swansea fans were singing "you black bastard!anew presumably one of our players just after they scored a goal. ????

Roberts was the key to the last chump season. We effectively won't have him now. This season we have Pog (meh) but have lost Hunt. It's an absolute no brainer that we need to splash good cash on a very good striker to replace Roberts therefore. And quite important that we get an attacking midfielder...

I didn't see the game but my general impression of it, from being in Reading at the time and the general feel in the air is as follows: Bridge- old, slow,, no better than shorey. Get rid. Drenthe- far too short to be taken seriously. He will struggle massively in the champ I'm afraid. Guthrie- waste...

I'd like to think we're aiming a little higher, but Mackie would certainly fit the 'Reading Way'. Honest hardworker with a decent record. I like him. and I'd be happy with us signing him. Is it that difficult to look mere posts above yours? I'd be fairly happy with this. I hope we sign him he looks...

I've researched thus question quite a lot, and it seems the answer is; the fastest human has already swum faster than the slowest shark Under genuine race conditions? Sort of. Was 'race for preservation of life' conditions. Anyway, all the fastest human has to try and do, is swim faster than the sl...

ITK means In The Kazakhstan.

Everyone knows that.

No one, no matter what language system their name is from, should ever have two As next to eachother in their name.

Aardvark is the only vaguely acceptable word and even that causes confusion in my head and makes me want to become a serial killer.

For that reason I say no.

NewCorkSeth

'lista I'm currently pondering what might happen if a vacuum cleaner sucked itself into itself.

Simple, a black hole is created. Next.

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

West Stand Man

blythspartan
Mean't to say "Signed - Gary Hooper"

That is one of the most imaginative apostrophes I have ever seen.

+1

Isn't it ironic that some Scottish football clubs play in blue and some in white.
Whilst the same thing also happens in England.

Royal91 Can the moderator delete everything but the two previous pages. Along with this post.

+1

#PrayForThisThread

lolwut

genome This thread is truly shocking

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Powerpost

Reading4eva

I've just noticed he looks like a gay elf.

Is being anti-gay-elves homophobic? Cos they're not really human are they?

Just saying.