A brilliant parody of BFS....

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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by skipper » 18 Mar 2012 17:06

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By reading it.....??

Be more specific.


I warned the boys after that game that I didn't want us scoring unnecessary goals again.


I mean the whole article is littered (written...) with them!

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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by Platypuss » 18 Mar 2012 17:26

Good haul, Mr Cube!

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Allardyce dismisses Reading

by Aeroguide » 18 Mar 2012 19:08

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"It's disappointing that Reading and Southampton won again but that's not in our control is it? I was pleased Reading scored four in the one game actually. That was a waste and unnecessary. As it turned out one would have been enough so what's the point in netting another three? We talk a lot on the training field about doing what's necessary. Reading could regret using up four goals in the one game if the next match ends up 0-0 or 1-1. Like we did after the Blackpool game. I warned the boys after that game that I didn't want us scoring unnecessary goals again. Every one should count. Goals are precious in football and shouldn't be chucked around like confetti at a wedding. If Reading are going to be that profligate, I can't see them staying the course."

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Re: Allardyce dismisses Reading

by urz13 » 18 Mar 2012 19:10

It's a parody

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Re: Allardyce dismisses Reading

by 1871 Royal » 18 Mar 2012 19:11

urz13 It's a dodd


Corrected for you.


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Re: Allardyce dismisses Reading

by LUX » 18 Mar 2012 19:17

Aéroguide in internet fail shocker

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Re: Allardyce dismisses Reading

by moo » 18 Mar 2012 19:25

:lol: :lol: What a tool - did you even read the quote before copying and pasting it ?

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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by The Cube » 18 Mar 2012 19:51

Thank you Platypuss. However, it wasn't intended as a whoosh collection.

The original article consists of idiotic sentences interspersed with platitudes. My point is that I really can't see how that differs from any genuine unedited Allardyce interview. The only sure way of identifying it as parody is the URL.

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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by Jackson Corner » 18 Mar 2012 19:52

My personal fav from the replies:

"Reading ? I don't think they're anything special, They just have momentum, but I don't think they have the quality to keep it up, or do anything in the premier, unlike Sawansea or Norwich. Reading's balloon will burst. Wait and see."

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Re: Allardyce dismisses Reading

by Royals-lad14 » 18 Mar 2012 20:37

That Mr Allardyce is what you call jealousy. :roll:

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Re: Allardyce dismisses Reading

by Platypuss » 18 Mar 2012 21:04

Irony - it's a like coppery, innit?


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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by RepressedRoyal » 18 Mar 2012 21:43

Can someone comfort me and tell me that no-one took the Allardyce "quotes" on this blog as genuine?

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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by Ian Royal » 18 Mar 2012 22:08

RepressedRoyal Can someone comfort me and tell me that no-one took the Allardyce "quotes" on this blog as genuine?

I can, but judging by this thread I'd be lying.

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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by exileinleeds » 18 Mar 2012 22:15

Not sure which is funnier BFS quote "we are good at getting the balls in the box, and in the summer we will be working on getting players in there at the same time..."

Or some people apparently believing this is not a WHU fan with a severe dose of finerainitis and humour overload.

Read it and weep Mr Holt.

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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by SLAMMED » 18 Mar 2012 23:04

The stupidity of the team board will never fail to surprise me.

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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by exileinleeds » 18 Mar 2012 23:11

SLAMMED The stupidity of the team board will never fail to surprise me.


Why?

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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by Upper West Ginger » 18 Mar 2012 23:11

exileinleeds Not sure which is funnier BFS quote "we are good at getting the balls in the box, and in the summer we will be working on getting players in there at the same time..."


Have to say that one had me laughing out loud. Whatever else you might think about WHU fans, there are certainly some amongst them who possess a fine sense of humour and a finely-judged writing style.

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Re: A brilliant parody of BFS....

by Cripple Creek » 19 Mar 2012 02:33

"We talk a lot on the training field about doing what's necessary."

Ha, ha, ha. That's rich coming from Allardyce considering that West Ham don't exactly "do" what's necessary. After all, they only managed a draw on Saturday. Let's all laugh at Allardyce.

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