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Andy Bernal

by Thames » 17 Feb 2013 16:52

Was down the pub last night when a mate reminded me if the Andy Bernal Perving incident. As we'd all had a few beers I'm not sure how exaggerated the story was. Does anyone know the facts of what actually happened?

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Re: Andy Bernal

by SpaceCruiser » 17 Feb 2013 16:54

He was arrested, IIRC

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Re: Andy Bernal

by Royal Ginger » 17 Feb 2013 16:57

I'm pretty sure there was some ridiculous assertion that he left some dirty mags at the scene. I don't know alot about peeping (more of an amateur enthusiast) but surely looking at people undressing negates the necessity for porn?

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Re: Andy Bernal

by SpaceCruiser » 17 Feb 2013 17:04

Dunno about the dirty mags, but I thought he left behind a bottle of moisturiser or something like that.

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Re: Andy Bernal

by jonboy29red » 17 Feb 2013 17:11

a bit of hiding in the bush iir


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Re: Andy Bernal

by SpaceCruiser » 17 Feb 2013 17:29

Google is your friend, I found this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... woman.html

And I'm sure there's more out there if you really want to find out.

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Re: Andy Bernal

by super darren caskey » 17 Feb 2013 17:46

Was a good defender.

Nothing wrong with a bit of peeping toming
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Re: Andy Bernal

by Mr Optimist » 17 Feb 2013 18:05

The judge was obviously not a Reading fan to describe him as a talented sportsman.

Skippy was awful most of the time. Big heart but small brain.

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Re: Andy Bernal

by Focher » 17 Feb 2013 18:30

he was caught kneeling on someones front lawn by some bushes wanking over a crescent of pornographic magazines, in front of the female homeowner.


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Re: Andy Bernal

by Mr Optimist » 17 Feb 2013 18:43

At the risk of sounding like Ideal is it not ironic that his defence was to go lightly on him as Australia, a former penal colony, are not keen on allowing sexual mechanics in to their country, or even allowing one of their own sexual mechanics, back in.

Also love the boozed up and depressed excuse, sorry, defence.

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Re: Andy Bernal

by Royal Ginger » 17 Feb 2013 22:15

Focher he was caught kneeling on someones front lawn by some bushes wanking over a crescent of pornographic magazines, in front of the female homeowner.


You paint a beautiful image with your words...

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Re: Andy Bernal

by Gordons Cumming » 17 Feb 2013 23:34

Didn't stop him representing David Beckham...........or was that before the incident?

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Re: Andy Bernal

by Colin Cheeselog » 18 Feb 2013 10:52

This reminds me of one of the greatest ever songs, sung by one lone hero at an away game a couple of years ago:

Andy Bernal is a perv, is a perv, is a perv,
Andy Bernal is a perv, hand me your binoculars.


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Re: Andy Bernal

by super darren caskey » 18 Feb 2013 11:43

Mr Optimist The judge was obviously not a Reading fan to describe him as a talented sportsman.

Skippy was awful most of the time. Big heart but small brain.



I thought he was an alright player tbh

Or was it he was just in a great Reading team that nearly got us promoted in 1995?

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Re: Andy Bernal

by Ian Herring » 18 Feb 2013 23:45

Focher he was caught kneeling on someones front lawn by some bushes wanking over a crescent of pornographic magazines, in front of the female homeowner.


Good sex-offender lyricism there m8.

Lovely stuff.

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Re: Andy Bernal

by Man Friday » 19 Feb 2013 06:41

Ian Herring
Focher he was caught kneeling on someones front lawn by some bushes wanking over a crescent of pornographic magazines, in front of the female homeowner.


Good sex-offender lyricism there m8.

Lovely stuff.

Bushes are always catching people doing something or other. Damn those bushes and their moralistic ways.

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