CONFIRMED - Royston Drenthe

[Extended-Phenotype]

he's big, he's black, he'll break your fukkin back, royston drenthe

etc

He's fat, he's black, he acts like a twat, Royston Drenthe

He's big, he's black, and that's totally all right with us don't even know why we brought it up really certainly not for any negative connotations as colour should never be used to judge the ability or quality of an individual or thought to demonstrate intrinsic superiority or inferiority over other races, Royston Drenthe, Royston Drenthe.

[Rollerbob]

He's fat, not thin, he'll break into the gym, Royston Drenthe, Royston Drenthe

[Rollerbob]

he's big, he's black, he'll break your fukkin back, royston drenthe

etc

He's fat, he's black, he acts like a twat, Royston Drenthe

He's big, he's black, and that's totally all right with us don't even know why we brought it up really certainly not for any negative connotations as colour should never be used to judge the ability or quality of an individual or thought to demonstrate intrinsic superiority or inferiority over other races, Royston Drenthe, Royston Drenthe.

[RfcJ]

This is what it's like to be Reading, this is what it's like to be small, we signed Drenthe, McDermott signed no one at all, no one at all, no one at all!

You are a pillock.

Ahahah tbh anything other than the same chants we give to a number of players!

[exileinleeds]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22968923

Put it on the board!

[Royal Tezza]

This is what it's like to be Reading, this is what it's like to be small, we signed Drenthe, McDermott signed no one at all, no one at all, no one at all!

Would love us to chant this! It's funny

[Pepe the Horseman]

It's really not.

[RfcJ]

It's really not.

Come up with somthing better then ahha

[Unbelievable Jeff]

let the summer of madness begin!

http://www.readingfc.co.uk/news/article/drenthe-agreed-210613-875401.aspx

WOW, this has come totally out of the blue!!, the club have done a good job of keeping this one quiet

[Elm Park Pasty]

Currently also awaiting decision on Formula One Tribunal against Mercedes and Pirelli. Strangely enough the live comment stream is beginning to resemble this thread from about page 60 onwards,

[TBM]

Not only is he a decent footballer - he's also a rapper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... Rn8k0HZb68

[Jay o/]

Sticking my neck out here, but there's supposed to be a press conference at 11am tomorrow.

FRIDAY, not tomorrow.

good work divvy and gazza.

[genome]

Team board

[bigmike]

So let me get this right. When other clubs spend big money they're ruining football. When your own club does it, it's OK.

SHUT YOUR FACE YA CHELSEA BUMBOY!

[Pepe the Horseman]

It's really not.

Come up with somthing better then ahha

Aids

[Extended-Phenotype]

It's really not.

Come up with somthing better then ahha

Aids

Call and response ragga-rap

How'd you like your pasta, man?
Al Drente, Al Drente
How'd you like your veggies, man?
Al Drente, Al Drente
Your pasta?
Al Drente
Your veggies?
Al Drente
Don't boil them together though
Say what?
Don't boil them together though
Say what?
It has an effect on the cooking process and can make your pasta sticky as fuck
Al dente?
No, sticky
Al dente?
No, sticky
Al DRENTE?
Stick him in a pot with your pasta
MMMM!
Stick him in a pot with your veggies
MMMM!
Don’t stick him in a pot with both
Why?
Because we don’t want our pasta sticky
No!
How'd you like your pasta, man?
Al Drente, Al Drente

[Pepe the Horseman]

[genome]

[CrispyRoyal]

Pretty underwhelming signing tbh. Of all the Real Madrid players we could have gone for we went for him.

[AirRaidSiren]

Hell YEAH!