What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

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What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by Cripple Creek » 28 Oct 2014 20:29

Williams seems to have a fairly lengthy piece of prose tattooed on his arm. Anyone know what it says?

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by AthleticoSpizz » 28 Oct 2014 20:34

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by Geekins » 28 Oct 2014 20:50

You should've gone to the open day and asked him yourself, instead of being lazy.

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by floyd__streete » 28 Oct 2014 21:26

'Best before April 2014'

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by Super Kevin Bremner! » 28 Oct 2014 21:29

It says 'Meat Loaf & Bratwürßt' in Jamaican.


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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by Old Biscuitman » 28 Oct 2014 21:53

Daftest Team Board post in a good while. Who cares?

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by Ian Royal » 28 Oct 2014 22:01

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by Hemenbruff Royal » 29 Oct 2014 07:31

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by GH Royal » 29 Oct 2014 09:05

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by BraisingsteakRoyal » 29 Oct 2014 09:59

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by Big Foot » 29 Oct 2014 10:39

It's a list of his injuries, which is why it is a) so bloody long and b) keeps getting updated

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by Moonfish » 29 Oct 2014 12:42

It's his weekly shopping list; he drives past Sainsbury's on the way into training every Monday so will always stop off for the lads. I believe it reads something like this:

Nandos hot sauce (Jem)
Hairspray 3for2 (Aaron Kuhl)
Six pack of Lilt (McCleary)
Smirnoff Ice/VK Apple (Pog)
St. Tropez bronzing lotion (Gaffer)
Bandages 'multi-pack' (Physio)
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p.s. don't forget to scan Sir John's Nectar Card!

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by Tilehurstsouthbank » 29 Oct 2014 13:14

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by savage 4 england » 29 Oct 2014 13:26

Show me the pussay

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by MouldyRoyal » 29 Oct 2014 14:48

It's an account of Liu Bei and Sun Quan's victory over Cao Cao at the battle of Chi Bi, as told in Luo Guanzhong's seminal historical novel The Three Kingdoms.

Williams just loves Zhuge Liang and has said he was "buzzing" about the tactician's role in the famous battle.

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by GH Royal » 29 Oct 2014 15:00

MouldyRoyal It's an account of Liu Bei and Sun Quan's victory over Cao Cao at the battle of Chi Bi, as told in Luo Guanzhong's seminal historical novel The Three Kingdoms.

Williams just loves Zhuge Liang and has said he was "buzzing" about the tactician's role in the famous battle.


Zhou Yu looks like a woman.

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by No Fixed Abode » 29 Oct 2014 15:01

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by MouldyRoyal » 29 Oct 2014 15:04

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MouldyRoyal It's an account of Liu Bei and Sun Quan's victory over Cao Cao at the battle of Chi Bi, as told in Luo Guanzhong's seminal historical novel The Three Kingdoms.

Williams just loves Zhuge Liang and has said he was "buzzing" about the tactician's role in the famous battle.


Zhou Yu looks like a woman.


:shock:

No, Yu look like a woman!

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by GH Royal » 29 Oct 2014 15:40

MouldyRoyal :shock:

No, Yu look like a woman!


Ooh, I Taishi Ci what you did there 8)

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Re: What's the text tatooed on Danny Willams' arm?

by glass half full » 31 Oct 2014 22:06

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