
I am struggling to believe much of this. But this is what the stats suggest!
Adkins, Bodgers & McDermott very healthy balances on transfer dealings. Even the Scottish Charlatan and Sir Steve Coppell in credit.
Stam of course , well the less said the better. Let us hope he is not around for the January transfer window. Wonder what Stam's Chief Apologist Adie Williams has to say on the matter?
The difference between EP and the MadStad, whilst naturally obvious, is still chilling in terms of overall money spent. JM is no doubt nodding sagely if he is reading this.
The total transfer cost of all the players we have ever bought is less than Real Madrid paid for Gareth Bale. Ouch!
These costs don't include things like wages, signing on fees, loan fees (the Scottish Charlatan would just about be in deficit if the alleged Vydra loan fee was included).
OK, my tin hat is on - do your worst.