MATCHWATCH : Sheffield United (h) sponsored by Tony & Barry Wagstaff

[Reading4eva]

alternatively, we could score three to their zero in the second half...and everybody (except Strap) departs their keyboards happy.

TBF I'd probably die of a heart attack, so you are factually correct!

Strap, on a different tack, can your magic database reveal the longest league run Reading have had without a home win and also whether Reading have ever got to March without winning at home in the league on a Saturday.

Attendance is 6769 with 730 from Sheffield

That's a League One attendance right there. Hopefully the owners wake up, realise and get Stam out

[Sutekh]

Has Chris Martin actually touched the ball at all yet?

[Platypuss]

Clement is fukking awful. How badly do you have to play and not get subbed?

Can't pass, can't shoot, can't tackle.

[AthleticoSpizz]

R4e...that easn’t much of a flounce was it?

Poor show

[Sutekh]

This utterly crap team have just won a penalty

[Platypuss]

Pen!

[Fezza]

59'
Attempt missed. Chris Martin (Reading) header from the centre of the box is high and wide to the right. Assisted by Pelle Clement with a cross.

[Longhorn1970]

PEN !!!!

[Platypuss]

Saved.

[Awayawayaway]

Clement is fukking awful. How badly do you have to play and not get subbed?

Can't pass, can't shoot, can't tackle.

A typical BT and Jaap signing.

Bet he can stroke the ball around in a July friendly though.

[Longhorn1970]

Pen!

Missed .... Bacuna

[strap]

alternatively, we could score three to their zero in the second half...and everybody (except Strap) departs their keyboards happy.

TBF I'd probably die of a heart attack, so you are factually correct!

Strap, on a different tack, can your magic database reveal the longest league run Reading have had without a home win and also whether Reading have ever got to March without winning at home in the league on a Saturday.

Attendance is 6769 with 730 from Sheffield

Yep, will have a look now - oh, and if that attend is correct, it is our lowest league attend at home since 18/12/1999 when 6223 watched a 2-2 draw v Wrexham! 409 games ago.

Oh look - we missed a pen as I was away from HNA

[Platypuss]

To be fair we are having a bit of a go now.

Lol.

[Sutekh]

1-3 more crap footballing.

[Awayawayaway]

Never a pen.

[Longhorn1970]

To be fair we are having a bit of a go now.

Lol.

1-3

[alfie9]

Oh, oxf*rd off.

[PremAddict]

Bacuna has sand wedges for feet.

[andrew1957]

Just everything is wrong with this season.

[AthleticoSpizz]

.....and where is Ian Royal when we need some words of wisdom?