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Celery

by 2 world wars, 1 world cup » 07 May 2019 19:28

The relegation scare has distracted us from asking a serious question:

Why do we not have any vegetable + orgasm related chants?

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Re: Celery

by AthleticoSpizz » 07 May 2019 19:58

What like “cum on you Royals”?

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Re: Celery

by morganb » 07 May 2019 21:35

AthleticoSpizz What like “cum on you Royals”?


Perhaps "Cum on you (Jersey) Royals" would have better incorporated an orgasm and a type of vegetable? Though we're not called the Jersey Royals so it still doesn't work!

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Re: Celery

by AthleticoSpizz » 08 May 2019 08:22

erm...good effort tho’

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Re: Celery

by Singing Defective » 08 May 2019 17:58

Well “Who the Fcuck are we” could be changed to “Who are we fckuking”, to take the climactic bit, and then the chorus of “We hate Swindon, we hate the Swindon” would cover the vegetable requirement, no?


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Re: Celery

by Forbury Lion » 09 May 2019 09:35

2 world wars, 1 world cup The relegation scare has distracted us from asking a serious question:

Why do we not have any vegetable + orgasm related chants?
There's a celery cap in place.

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Re: Celery

by Forbury Lion » 09 May 2019 09:38

We can see you
We can see you
We can see you sneaking out because we eat carrots and it improves our vision even though that was fake WW2 propaganda
We can see you sneaking out.


Parsnips on the left
Parsnips on the right
Gareth McLeary eats parsnips all night

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Re: Celery

by Norfolk Royal » 09 May 2019 10:50

Can I just point out that carrots do actually improve your vision?

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Re: Celery

by Franchise FC » 09 May 2019 11:42

Norfolk Royal Can I just point out that carrots do actually improve your vision?


You can but he won't care :wink:


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Re: Celery

by linkenholtroyal » 09 May 2019 15:41

Norfolk Royal Can I just point out that carrots do actually improve your vision?

I cant really see it myself

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Re: Celery

by Hendo » 09 May 2019 15:57

linkenholtroyal
Norfolk Royal Can I just point out that carrots do actually improve your vision?

I cant really see it myself


Don't be blind to the facts.

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Re: Celery

by 2 world wars, 1 world cup » 10 May 2019 13:07

Nice responses lads, haha I forgot I posted this.

:lol:

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