New chant idea!

[Millsy]

Let's say one of the opposition players is northern, was born out of wedlock and refers to a six sided cube with numbers on it as a "dice"....

"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" you northern b*stard

Cheers.

[Franchise FC]

Let's say one of the opposition players is northern, was born out of wedlock and refers to a six sided cube with numbers on it as a "dice"....

"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" you northern b*stard

Cheers.

Nowt wrong wi’ that

[Sutekh]

Let's say one of the opposition players is northern, was born out of wedlock and refers to a six sided cube with numbers on it as a "dice"....

"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" you northern b*stard

Cheers.

Nowt wrong wi’ that

Wonder what Mr Yongge would make of it...

[Y21]

Let's say one of the opposition players is northern, was born out of wedlock and refers to a six sided cube with numbers on it as a "dice"....

"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" you northern b*stard

Cheers.

To the tune* of the Misfits "Die Die My Darling"? If so, IN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyd8dY8rRtA

[boycey]

Let's say one of the opposition players is northern, was born out of wedlock and refers to a six sided cube with numbers on it as a "dice"....

"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" "die" "die", you b*stard
"Die" you northern b*stard

Cheers.

[Forbury Lion]

I assume it's also acceptable to "shoot some Swindon scum", if you have a camera in hand and spot a layer of dirt or froth on the surface of a liquid in the Swindon area.

[Millsy]

I assume it's also acceptable to "shoot some Swindon scum", if you have a camera in hand and spot a layer of dirt or froth on the surface of a liquid in the Swindon area.

What other interpretation could there be!? I always assumed this is what my mum meant.

[Forbury Lion]

I also like the song about wildlife photography featuring a red robin.

[Millsy]

Some of my best robin photography was indeed inspired by that song.

People don't realise what an educational bunch we chanters at RFC are.

Sometimes during a game for example, we are moved to inform the stadium that the referee, by nature of being male, would inevitably at times (in the absence of proximity, consent, and opportunity with a member of the opposite sex) naturally need to relieve pudendal tension in a solitary manner thereby even potentially reducing the risk of developing a prostatic neoplasm.

Parents should encourage their children to take note, Not doing so is tantamount to neglect.