Chants that make no damned sense

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Chants that make no damned sense

by 2 world wars, 1 world cup » 09 Jan 2020 16:31

Eg/ Shorey's chant back in the day:

Emma! You are tea. Why?
He's Emma! You are tea. Why?
He knows he is, he's Shorey he is, he's Emma! You are tea. Why?

WTF???

Whoever came up with this shit was high as f**k. I'd just sheepishly sing along but let's be honest, it's nonsense! :x

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by Hendo » 09 Jan 2020 16:33

Slow day?

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by Forbury Lion » 09 Jan 2020 16:35

100 old hits, one hundred old hits, we've got the records, 100 hits......... which is ironic, as the PA system only plays a handfull of the same not so old songs.

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by John Smith » 09 Jan 2020 17:02

You tried this before with the Swindon chant and it wasn't funny then. Maybe stop posting?

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by stealthpapes » 09 Jan 2020 17:18

Hendo Slow day?


ain't that the truth


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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by Snowflake Royal » 09 Jan 2020 17:37

2 world wars, 1 world cup Eg/ Shorey's chant back in the day:

Emma! You are tea. Why?
He's Emma! You are tea. Why?
He knows he is, he's Shorey he is, he's Emma! You are tea. Why?

WTF???

Whoever came up with this shit was high as f**k. I'd just sheepishly sing along but let's be honest, it's nonsense! :x

I'm curious 2ww1wc, have you suffered from a serious head injury in the last few months? Because you appear to have suddenly become desperate to be seen as hilariously ironicly stupid. And to be honest, it's just coming across as being absolutely monumentally thick and unfunny.

This is some seriously weak shit you're coming out with these days. Get well soon. x :wink:

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by sandman » 09 Jan 2020 17:46

Hendo Slow day?


And a slow brain by the looks of it.

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by Old Man Andrews » 09 Jan 2020 20:04

This is the worst thread of the year, irrelevant what happens between now and December 31st.

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by BR0B0T » 09 Jan 2020 21:41

Old Man Andrews This is the worst thread of the year, irrelevant what happens between now and December 31st.


Hold my beer!


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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by 2 world wars, 1 world cup » 10 Jan 2020 01:15

Forbury Lion 100 old hits, one hundred old hits, we've got the records, 100 hits......... which is ironic, as the PA system only plays a handfull of the same not so old songs.


:lol:

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by 2 world wars, 1 world cup » 10 Jan 2020 01:20

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2 world wars, 1 world cup Eg/ Shorey's chant back in the day:

Emma! You are tea. Why?
He's Emma! You are tea. Why?
He knows he is, he's Shorey he is, he's Emma! You are tea. Why?

WTF???

Whoever came up with this shit was high as f**k. I'd just sheepishly sing along but let's be honest, it's nonsense! :x

I'm curious 2ww1wc, have you suffered from a serious head injury in the last few months? Because you appear to have suddenly become desperate to be seen as hilariously ironicly stupid. And to be honest, it's just coming across as being absolutely monumentally thick and unfunny.

This is some seriously weak shit you're coming out with these days. Get well soon. x :wink:


You're suggesting I might have been less bad at some point!!??

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by Forbury Lion » 10 Jan 2020 08:49

"You're so sh*t you must all be in shorts" - doesn't make sense as apart from the odd goalkeeper, all players play in shorts.

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by Forbury Lion » 10 Jan 2020 08:50

"one John who makes tea
there's only one John who makes tea"

Unsure if this one makes sense or not, I'll have to ask the catering staff at half time.


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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by 2 world wars, 1 world cup » 10 Jan 2020 11:37

:lol: Forbs, good on you my man for having the balls to have some fun here.

Serious one though... I never understood why people would sing this one:

".. you never NOTICE how much I love you, so please don't take my Readin' away."

It's not too far off so it does make kindof sense, but it did make me chuckle.

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by Snowflake Royal » 10 Jan 2020 16:49

2 world wars, 1 world cup :lol: Forbs, good on you my man for having the balls to have some fun here.

Serious one though... I never understood why people would sing this one:

".. you never NOTICE how much I love you, so please don't take my Readin' away."

It's not too far off so it does make kindof sense, but it did make me chuckle.

Notice makes a lot more sense to me than Know dear.

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Re: Chants that make no damned sense

by 2 world wars, 1 world cup » 10 Jan 2020 17:11

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2 world wars, 1 world cup :lol: Forbs, good on you my man for having the balls to have some fun here.

Serious one though... I never understood why people would sing this one:

".. you never NOTICE how much I love you, so please don't take my Readin' away."

It's not too far off so it does make kindof sense, but it did make me chuckle.

Notice makes a lot more sense to me than Know dear.


Don't call me dear. :oops:

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