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Snog, marry, avoid

by Pepe the Horseman » 18 Jan 2021 13:04

With no game on Saturday, Mick, Tim and Adie got into a rather heated debate over which of our current players they'd most like to snog, marry and avoid. Would be interested to know what you guys think.

I'll start:

Snog - Tom McIntyre (he's beautiful)
Marry - Michael Morrison (owns three barber shops, coaches Reading’s U14s, has scouting qualifications, has a diploma in management, currently studying for a degree in sporting directorship, and by all accounts is an extremely generous lover)
Avoid - Puscas (reckon he's riddled with STDs)

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by NewCorkSeth » 18 Jan 2021 13:43

Snog - Puscas: the man has "you'll regret it the next morning" written all over him. Probably a good kisser.

Marry - Laurent: Pepe knows this man is a king who would treat you like royalty. Also has the look of someone whos beauty won't fade.

Avoid - Rafael: couldn't deal with the religious fanaticism tbh.

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by andrew1957 » 18 Jan 2021 13:51

Call me sexist but I would go for:
Snog - Danielle Carter
Marry - Amalie Eikeland
and avoid Jess Fischlock as she looks a bit scary.

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by NewCorkSeth » 18 Jan 2021 13:57

Homophobe.

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Westwood52 » 18 Jan 2021 14:01

Snog Reese Witherspoon

Avoid Huge list:

Fiona Bruce
Diane Abbott
Angela Merkel
Janet Street Porter
Analise Dobbs
Pritt-stick Patel
Etc

Mind you eleven previous girlfriends avoided me.


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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Pepe the Horseman » 18 Jan 2021 14:11

NewCorkSeth Snog - Puscas: the man has "you'll regret it the next morning" written all over him. Probably a good kisser.

Marry - Laurent: Pepe knows this man is a king who would treat you like royalty. Also has the look of someone whos beauty won't fade.

Avoid - Rafael: couldn't deal with the religious fanaticism tbh.

Puskiss more like.

Good call on Rafael. Probs wouldn't put out until you're married anyway.

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Pepe the Horseman » 18 Jan 2021 14:11

Westwood52 Snog Reese Witherspoon

Avoid Huge list:

Fiona Bruce
Diane Abbott
Angela Merkel
Janet Street Porter
Analise Dobbs
Pritt-stick Patel
Etc

Mind you eleven previous girlfriends avoided me.

I think you may have misunderstood the question.

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Zip » 18 Jan 2021 14:26

Westwood52 Snog Reese Witherspoon

Avoid Huge list:

Fiona Bruce
Diane Abbott
Angela Merkel
Janet Street Porter
Analise Dobbs
Pritt-stick Patel
Etc

Mind you eleven previous girlfriends avoided me.



Struggling to,work out which one of the above plays for Reading.

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by NewCorkSeth » 18 Jan 2021 14:29

Pepe the Horseman
NewCorkSeth Snog - Puscas: the man has "you'll regret it the next morning" written all over him. Probably a good kisser.

Marry - Laurent: Pepe knows this man is a king who would treat you like royalty. Also has the look of someone whos beauty won't fade.

Avoid - Rafael: couldn't deal with the religious fanaticism tbh.

Puskiss more like.

Good call on Rafael. Probs wouldn't put out until you're married anyway.

You could say he isn't a keeper. Badumtish.


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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Hendo » 18 Jan 2021 15:23

Zip
Westwood52 Snog Reese Witherspoon

Avoid Huge list:

Fiona Bruce
Diane Abbott
Angela Merkel
Janet Street Porter
Analise Dobbs
Pritt-stick Patel
Etc

Mind you eleven previous girlfriends avoided me.



Struggling to,work out which one of the above plays for Reading.


You're telling me you don't remember JSP turning out for the mighty Royals? :shock: oxf*rd plastic.

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by muirinho » 18 Jan 2021 15:30

Pepe the Horseman With no game on Saturday, Mick, Tim and Adie got into a rather heated debate over which of our current players they'd most like to snog, marry and avoid. Would be interested to know what you guys think.

I'll start:

Snog - Tom McIntyre (he's beautiful)
Marry - Michael Morrison (owns three barber shops, coaches Reading’s U14s, has scouting qualifications, has a diploma in management, currently studying for a degree in sporting directorship, and by all accounts is an extremely generous lover)
Avoid - Puscas (reckon he's riddled with STDs)


Poor Puscas!!

Snog - another vote for McIntyre. But if we're including past players, Alex McCarthy can save me any time he likes.
Marry - Yakou Meite - nothing would ever get him down. And he's got plenty passion which is good.
Avoid - Olise - opposite of Meite, he always looks miserable.

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Pepe the Horseman » 18 Jan 2021 15:35

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NewCorkSeth Snog - Puscas: the man has "you'll regret it the next morning" written all over him. Probably a good kisser.

Marry - Laurent: Pepe knows this man is a king who would treat you like royalty. Also has the look of someone whos beauty won't fade.

Avoid - Rafael: couldn't deal with the religious fanaticism tbh.

Puskiss more like.

Good call on Rafael. Probs wouldn't put out until you're married anyway.

You could say he isn't a keeper. Badumtish.


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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by SCIAG » 18 Jan 2021 17:37

Pepe the Horseman Avoid - Puscas (reckon he's riddled with STDs)

Didn’t expect Pepe to turn out to be Nigel Farage.

Avoid - anyone under the age of 25 because that feels wrong (frankly under 30 feels wrong but that seriously limits my options!)

Marry - let me just check Ejaria’s age... ah shit. So I guess I’ll settle for Joao.

Snog: Swift was my first thought given I’ve eliminated Ejaria, but then I thought of him as a contemporary of Liam Kelly and suddenly he felt too young. I don’t like kissing people who are taller than me which I think means I have to go with Baldock.

If I was 16 then I’d have a poster of Ejaria on my bedroom wall for sure.


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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Pepe the Horseman » 18 Jan 2021 20:09

SCIAG
Pepe the Horseman Avoid - Puscas (reckon he's riddled with STDs)

Didn’t expect Pepe to turn out to be Nigel Farage.

Avoid - anyone under the age of 25 because that feels wrong (frankly under 30 feels wrong but that seriously limits my options!)

Marry - let me just check Ejaria’s age... ah shit. So I guess I’ll settle for Joao.

Snog: Swift was my first thought given I’ve eliminated Ejaria, but then I thought of him as a contemporary of Liam Kelly and suddenly he felt too young. I don’t like kissing people who are taller than me which I think means I have to go with Baldock.

If I was 16 then I’d have a poster of Ejaria on my bedroom wall for sure.

I was thinking more because he's a #shagger than because he's Romanian.

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Hound » 18 Jan 2021 20:39

Ejaria just too moody. Think he’s an avoid tbh

Moore seems the marry type. Will have to get back on the snog one

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Zip » 18 Jan 2021 20:51

Snog. Michael Olise but he’s not marrying material. Too immature
Marry Michael Morrison Think he would be loyal and reliable
Avoid Alfa Semedo. Not a looker.

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Hound » 18 Jan 2021 21:12

Not sure MM is a looker either Zip

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Zip » 18 Jan 2021 21:17

Hound Not sure MM is a looker either Zip


Oh I dunno :?

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by Hound » 18 Jan 2021 21:20

Hmmm

Anyway Swift or Laurent for snog. Prob the latter, but I’ll take either

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Re: Snog, marry, avoid

by leon » 18 Jan 2021 23:21

Hound Hmmm

Anyway Swift or Laurent for snog. Prob the latter, but I’ll take either


You see I’m not getting the Laurent love. I think Rinomhota seems like a nice reliable boy. So does Meite.

Esteves is a dream boat but I reckon he’d be a heart breaker.

I’d steer clear of Semedo he looks like he’d take a souvenir . If you know what I mean.

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