by Pepe the Horseman » 18 Jan 2021 13:04
by NewCorkSeth » 18 Jan 2021 13:43
by andrew1957 » 18 Jan 2021 13:51
by NewCorkSeth » 18 Jan 2021 13:57
by Westwood52 » 18 Jan 2021 14:01
by Pepe the Horseman » 18 Jan 2021 14:11
NewCorkSeth Snog - Puscas: the man has "you'll regret it the next morning" written all over him. Probably a good kisser.
Marry - Laurent: Pepe knows this man is a king who would treat you like royalty. Also has the look of someone whos beauty won't fade.
Avoid - Rafael: couldn't deal with the religious fanaticism tbh.
by Pepe the Horseman » 18 Jan 2021 14:11
Westwood52 Snog Reese Witherspoon
Avoid Huge list:
Fiona Bruce
Diane Abbott
Angela Merkel
Janet Street Porter
Analise Dobbs
Pritt-stick Patel
Etc
Mind you eleven previous girlfriends avoided me.
by Zip » 18 Jan 2021 14:26
Westwood52 Snog Reese Witherspoon
Avoid Huge list:
Fiona Bruce
Diane Abbott
Angela Merkel
Janet Street Porter
Analise Dobbs
Pritt-stick Patel
Etc
Mind you eleven previous girlfriends avoided me.
by NewCorkSeth » 18 Jan 2021 14:29
Pepe the HorsemanNewCorkSeth Snog - Puscas: the man has "you'll regret it the next morning" written all over him. Probably a good kisser.
Marry - Laurent: Pepe knows this man is a king who would treat you like royalty. Also has the look of someone whos beauty won't fade.
Avoid - Rafael: couldn't deal with the religious fanaticism tbh.
Puskiss more like.
Good call on Rafael. Probs wouldn't put out until you're married anyway.
by Hendo » 18 Jan 2021 15:23
ZipWestwood52 Snog Reese Witherspoon
Avoid Huge list:
Fiona Bruce
Diane Abbott
Angela Merkel
Janet Street Porter
Analise Dobbs
Pritt-stick Patel
Etc
Mind you eleven previous girlfriends avoided me.
Struggling to,work out which one of the above plays for Reading.
by muirinho » 18 Jan 2021 15:30
Pepe the Horseman With no game on Saturday, Mick, Tim and Adie got into a rather heated debate over which of our current players they'd most like to snog, marry and avoid. Would be interested to know what you guys think.
I'll start:
Snog - Tom McIntyre (he's beautiful)
Marry - Michael Morrison (owns three barber shops, coaches Reading’s U14s, has scouting qualifications, has a diploma in management, currently studying for a degree in sporting directorship, and by all accounts is an extremely generous lover)
Avoid - Puscas (reckon he's riddled with STDs)
by Pepe the Horseman » 18 Jan 2021 15:35
NewCorkSethPepe the HorsemanNewCorkSeth Snog - Puscas: the man has "you'll regret it the next morning" written all over him. Probably a good kisser.
Marry - Laurent: Pepe knows this man is a king who would treat you like royalty. Also has the look of someone whos beauty won't fade.
Avoid - Rafael: couldn't deal with the religious fanaticism tbh.
Puskiss more like.
Good call on Rafael. Probs wouldn't put out until you're married anyway.
You could say he isn't a keeper. Badumtish.
by SCIAG » 18 Jan 2021 17:37
Pepe the Horseman Avoid - Puscas (reckon he's riddled with STDs)
by Pepe the Horseman » 18 Jan 2021 20:09
SCIAGPepe the Horseman Avoid - Puscas (reckon he's riddled with STDs)
Didn’t expect Pepe to turn out to be Nigel Farage.
Avoid - anyone under the age of 25 because that feels wrong (frankly under 30 feels wrong but that seriously limits my options!)
Marry - let me just check Ejaria’s age... ah shit. So I guess I’ll settle for Joao.
Snog: Swift was my first thought given I’ve eliminated Ejaria, but then I thought of him as a contemporary of Liam Kelly and suddenly he felt too young. I don’t like kissing people who are taller than me which I think means I have to go with Baldock.
If I was 16 then I’d have a poster of Ejaria on my bedroom wall for sure.
by Hound » 18 Jan 2021 20:39
by Zip » 18 Jan 2021 20:51
by Hound » 18 Jan 2021 21:12
by Zip » 18 Jan 2021 21:17
Hound Not sure MM is a looker either Zip
by Hound » 18 Jan 2021 21:20
by leon » 18 Jan 2021 23:21
Hound Hmmm
Anyway Swift or Laurent for snog. Prob the latter, but I’ll take either
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