any royals fans rattled by the popular press?

[frimleygreen_shotspur]

And you don't even know how to do proper smileys. Idiot.

Classic from this village's outstanding star!

This from the beardy weirdy.

Reading fans are the ugliest bunch of munters in the world. FACT.

excepting canvey island.

[Royal Rother]

And you don't even know how to do proper smileys. Idiot.

Classic from this village's outstanding star!

This from the beardy weirdy.

Did you not see my photo a few weeks ago? The only hairs on my head are my eyebrows. I am completely bald. Utterly hairless these days. Pink and proud.

What part of my personality on HNA makes you visualise me with a beard?