Caption Contest

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Re: Caption Contest

by No Fixed Abode » 10 May 2009 21:43



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Re: Caption Contest

by Ian Royal » 10 May 2009 21:45

The Prisoner



Bikey prepares for his crucification

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Re: Caption Contest

by No Fixed Abode » 10 May 2009 21:53

Ian Royal
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Bikey prepares for his crucification


I'm sorry Ian but I find that quote highly offensive and inappropriate. You think he should be, in the biblical sense, 'crucified'?

Idiot number 2 identified.

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Re: Caption Contest

by SLAMMED » 10 May 2009 21:54

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Ian Royal
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Bikey prepares for his crucification


I'm sorry Ian but I find that quote highly offensive and inappropriate. You think he should be, in the biblical sense, 'crucified'?

Idiot number 2 identified.


Calm down :roll:

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Re: Caption Contest

by No Fixed Abode » 10 May 2009 21:57

That is so out of order though. I don't even go to Church but there's something about that post that irked me.


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Re: Caption Contest

by Chaney » 10 May 2009 21:57

it was this big I tell you...but not quite has big as that guys hat in the front row

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Re: Caption Contest

by SLAMMED » 10 May 2009 21:58

No Fixed Abode That is so out of order though. I don't even go to Church but there's something about that post that irked me.


Lighten up. If everyone took stuff seriously we would be in a depressing world. And id be taking your mum to court.

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Re: Caption Contest

by weybridgewanderer » 10 May 2009 22:00

"....and it was this big"

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Re: Caption Contest

by No Fixed Abode » 10 May 2009 22:01

I'm pro Bikey though and implying a player should be killed because he messed up is well out of order.

What's next, death threats? Would we need to lightne up about that too?

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Re: Caption Contest

by SLAMMED » 10 May 2009 22:02

The only reason he said crusifcation is because his arms are out like that, not because he thinks he deserves to die :roll:

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Re: Caption Contest

by No Fixed Abode » 10 May 2009 22:04

SLAMMED The only reason he said crusifcation is because his arms are out like that, not because he thinks he deserves to die :roll:


Timing's great though huh?

Maybe had he been sunk on his knees in that picture the caption could have been:

'Bikey kneels before Nazi death squad'

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Re: Caption Contest

by SLAMMED » 10 May 2009 22:05

No Fixed Abode 'Bikey kneels before Nazi death squad'


Winner.

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Re: Caption Contest

by Dirk Gently » 10 May 2009 22:05

Crucification can also refer to being the object of masses of public criticism and vitriol - see some of the threads about yesterday's game.....


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Re: Caption Contest

by No Fixed Abode » 10 May 2009 22:09

Dirk Gently Crucification can also refer to being the object of masses of public criticism and vitriol


And that would be symbolised by the image of a man standing as though he'd been nailed to a cross then yeah?

I think we all know what Ian meant.

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Re: Caption Contest

by Dirk Gently » 10 May 2009 22:12

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Dirk Gently Crucification can also refer to being the object of masses of public criticism and vitriol


And that would be symbolised by the image of a man standing as though he'd been nailed to a cross then yeah?


That's what makes the caption such a good one, the irony that he is in the position but as a result of that moment is going to get the abuse and criticism.

It's not a literal prediction, and only a WUM or an uptight simpleton would think otherwise. I do hope you're in the former category....

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Re: Caption Contest

by RobRoyal » 10 May 2009 22:12

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No Fixed Abode 'Bikey kneels before Nazi death squad'


Winner.


ALOL :lol:

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Re: Caption Contest

by The Prisoner » 10 May 2009 22:14

NFA - don't think for one minute anyone is making a death threat. Bikey is a legend. If anything, yesterday has reinforced that.

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Re: Caption Contest

by No Fixed Abode » 10 May 2009 22:18

The Prisoner NFA - don't think for one minute anyone is making a death threat. Bikey is a legend. If anything, yesterday has reinforced that.


If anyone does make a death threat to Bikey, I'll be straight on to Thames Valley Police to forward the usernames of those who think it might be appropriate.

He had to leave Russia because he feared for his life and now keyboard nerds are suggesting he should be put on a cross - it's bang out of order.

Plus, he's kinda fit and it was well sexy when he took his top off :oops:

Love it!

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Re: Caption Contest

by SLAMMED » 10 May 2009 22:18

I thought you were actually a decent poster NFA, but now i think you're a bit mental in the head. You wont last long on here if you get so easily offended. :roll:

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Re: Caption Contest

by No Fixed Abode » 10 May 2009 22:20

Yeah and I thought you were real nice when you snaked on me first day I registered.

Guess you have a massive following I should try to stay on the right side of.

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