Funniest chant heard?

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by peterroyal76 » 22 Oct 2015 17:10

No Fixed Abode I was at the Chelsea v Nottingham Forest match where "He's got a pineapple on his head" was sung for the first time. 8)

Damon Albarn found it hysterical .


I thought you were a Reading fan in those days?

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by genome » 22 Oct 2015 18:28

"We want our Dalek back" when the stewards confisc8ed an infl8able Dalek, can't remember the game. Something tells me Wolves at home 04/05, but I could be entirely wrong.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by genome » 22 Oct 2015 18:33

Re Rufus is a dog's name - I think it was the "does your owner know you're here" chant that was the "racist" part

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Mr Optimist » 22 Oct 2015 19:22

When the ball hits your head, and you're sat in row Z, that's Zamora!

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by The Cap » 22 Oct 2015 20:18

Hammers fans when they sang 'We've got De Canio, you've got Pinnochio' at the time that Phil Thompson was around for Liverpool.


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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by PieEater » 22 Oct 2015 20:34

genome @ Efe Sodje

He's got a dead badger, on his head, he's got a dead badger on his head


At Sam Sodje

He ain't Efe, he's his brother.

(copyright the Hollies)

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by PieEater » 22 Oct 2015 20:38

At Defoe at the Spurs away game shortly after an England game.

"Nugent, Nugent nicked your goal"

He found it funny anyway.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by RoyalJack » 22 Oct 2015 21:47

Think the dalek song was Blackburn away, an overruled goal away from Europe.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by genome » 22 Oct 2015 21:48

It was definitely a home game, I've got the memory of it being escorted away from Y26.


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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by harry » 22 Oct 2015 21:50

genome "We want our Dalek back" when the stewards confisc8ed an infl8able Dalek, can't remember the game. Something tells me Wolves at home 04/05, but I could be entirely wrong.


Classic. Think it was nudged down the steps one at a time and probably removed as a fire safety hazard or something. Jobsworths

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by genome » 22 Oct 2015 21:52

Well, it can't traverse the steps itself, can it?

:oops:

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by SCIAG » 22 Oct 2015 21:52

Forbury Lion Taken out of context, this was funny after the event "Sh*t on the floor, sh*t on the floor" sung to a player at Crystal Palance, Their messageboard had complaints of it being racist chant because the sh*t player happened to be black :roll: :lol:

Also happened when we played Watford a few years ago (the "ghost goal" game). Didn't stop the player signing for us.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by SCIAG » 22 Oct 2015 21:54

genome Well, it can't traverse the steps itself, can it?

:oops:

You're thinking of Glen Little.


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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by harry » 22 Oct 2015 21:59

Forbury Lion "What a waste of petrol" - sung at the Mad Stad during the petrol crisis a few years back.

"There's only one Steve Stone" - Sung to a player that wasn't Steve Stone after he missed a sitter in a game shortly after we played Nottingham Forest in which Steve Stone missed a sitter.

"Two Lee Hodges, There's only two Lee Hodges" - when the opposition had a player with the same name

"ITV W@nk W@nk W@nk" sung at the Swindon game which was moved by ITV Digital to Valentines day, I'm sure that went down well with them broadcasting the game.

"Lets all do a Chelsea" - diving


All of these were great.

I think the petrol chant was Oldham at home on a Tuesday night when we were winning by 4 or 5.

ITV W@nk w@nk w@nk - it was a Thursday night. 3rd game of 4 in a week. We had played the rearranged Brighton away on the Monday night after they postponed the Friday night before Christmas because Zamora had stubbed his toe or something. At the Withdean there was no cover and it chucked it down - the stewards handed out complimentary hand towels
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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by From Despair To Where? » 22 Oct 2015 22:25

harry
ITV W@nk w@nk w@nk - it was a Thursday night. 3rd game of 4 in a week. We had played the rearranged Brighton away on the Monday night after they postponed the Friday night before Christmas because Zamora had stubbed his toe or something. At the Withdean there was no cover and it chucked it down - the stewards handed out complimentary hand towels
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i remember away at Chesterfield around the same time when the ITV reporter giving up on a piece to camera in front of the away end because everyone started singing ITV W@nk W@nk W@nk and the Match of the Day theme tune whenever they tried to film. That was also the game that saw the debut of the "Abbie is a girls name " chant at the Chesterfield keeper Nathan Abbey.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Kev in Bracknell » 22 Oct 2015 23:30

2 come to mind: Away to Blackpool, first game of the season, directed at 'Pool's manager, "He's fat, he's scouse, he'll rob your f**king house, Steve McMahon, Steve McMahon!".

The second was away to QPR during the death throes of Bodger's tenure. While losing & completely outplayed by the fake hoops, "how sh1t must you be we've just had a shot!".

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Sutekh » 23 Oct 2015 08:35

Kev in Bracknell The second was away to QPR during the death throes of Bodger's tenure. While losing & completely outplayed by the fake hoops, "how sh1t must you be we've just had a shot!".


Heard that one a few times last season as well....

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Turnball ACs » 23 Oct 2015 12:45

Down on a sailor, you're going down on A sailor, to Pompey fans

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Turnball ACs » 23 Oct 2015 12:46

Steve McMahon, is a baldy headed c u n t

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Nameless » 23 Oct 2015 15:37

[quote="Forbury Lion"]

"Two Lee Hodges, There's only two Lee Hodges" - when the opposition had a player with the same name

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Wasn't that sung by Rangers fans when they had a keeper who was diagnosed as having multiple personalities. Can't recall his names but he was the one who associated with nasty N Irish gangster types.

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