Funniest chant heard?

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Armadillo Roadkill » 23 Oct 2015 15:47

Wasn't that sung by Rangers fans when they had a keeper who was diagnosed as having multiple personalities. Can't recall his names but he was the one who associated with nasty N Irish gangster types.[/quote]

It was Celtic, and he was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

I enjoyed "She said no, Marlon, she said no" for Marlon King at the Ricoh a few years ago.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by genome » 23 Oct 2015 15:51

Andy Goram

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by peterroyal76 » 23 Oct 2015 17:18

I think the Lee Hodges song was against Plymouth.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by harry » 23 Oct 2015 22:03

"One shot on target, he's had your one shot on target"
Covvy fans to us, Boxing Day (I think) at Highfield Road. We lost 2-0 but in injury time Marcus went up for a corner and had the aforementioned shot on target

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by BuryAway » 23 Oct 2015 23:21

Coventry away.....Festive fixture ? Delayed Kick Off due to late arrival of home fans.......

Cov Fans......."Is that all you take away ?"

RDG Fans....."On time, at least we got here on time"


Remember the Stoke "lady".

Stockport at home 1st v 2nd and away end is split in half to allow more Reading fans in the ground......

Southbank "you've got Reading in your end".....not the funniest but for me the turning point from being little Reading.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Sutekh » 24 Oct 2015 09:09

Forbury Lion
"Two Lee Hodges, There's only two Lee Hodges" - when the opposition had a player with the same name



Didn't Brighton also used to have chant along that line once their player, Kerry Mayo, married his girlfriend - who also happened to be called Kerry.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by melonhead » 29 Oct 2015 17:32

Fluff "oxf*rd like a bucket" against Stoke at Elm Park


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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Forbury Lion » 30 Oct 2015 13:42

I recall a change against Millwall after they decided to swap their home and away colours, Something along the lines of "Your supposed to be in white"

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Forbury Lion » 30 Oct 2015 13:44

"She left you cos your fat" sung to goalkeeper Paddy Kenny after his wag left him

"Englands no 1" sung to Alex McCarthy when we played Man City with Joe Hart at the other end.


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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Avon Royal » 02 Nov 2015 22:17

Jimmy Walker's 4 foot 6, 4 foot 6, 4 foot 6,
Jimmy Walker's 4 foot 6,
he's a midget!

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Pepe the Horseman » 03 Nov 2015 23:07

"Are you San Marino in disguise?" was pretty terrible from the 'uddersfield lot.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by genome » 04 Nov 2015 10:21

That doesn't scan

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by biff » 04 Nov 2015 10:38

Decent chance from "stab" to "shag" in the red robins song last night. Bit more palatable.


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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Pepe the Horseman » 04 Nov 2015 12:05

genome That doesn't scan

I know. That's why it was so terrible.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Forbury Lion » 04 Nov 2015 12:18

When an opposition player got sent off, can't remember who but I think it was a striker

.................. ................. he's having a bath
.................. ................. he's having a bath

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by No Fixed Abode » 04 Nov 2015 17:09

floyd__streete ^ Be interesting to know what the crowd was for that game.



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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Mr Optimist » 04 Nov 2015 18:09

What always tickles me is when the opposition fans sing "you've never won f all" at us.

Not only is it inaccurate, hello? Simod Cup but it is also a double negative so the joke's on you ignorant cocks.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by genome » 04 Nov 2015 18:31

Maybe they're paying us a compliment then?

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by No Fixed Abode » 04 Nov 2015 18:36

Mr Optimist What always tickles me is when the opposition fans sing "you've never won f all" at us.

Not only is it inaccurate, hello? Simod Cup but it is also a double negative so the joke's on you ignorant cocks.


Because it's aimed at clubs who've never won a major trophy.

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Re: Funniest chant heard?

by Mr.Swainey » 04 Nov 2015 19:28

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Mr Optimist What always tickles me is when the opposition fans sing "you've never won f all" at us.

Not only is it inaccurate, hello? Simod Cup but it is also a double negative so the joke's on you ignorant cocks.


Because it's aimed at clubs who've never won a major trophy.


A bit like Chelsea not winning the European Cup.

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