What would you most like to hear over the P.A.?

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by crossie » 30 Oct 2007 20:36

Mrs Butler haha


That does still make me laugh..


I knew what i meant at the time

and what exactly did you mean?

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by Readingfanman » 30 Oct 2007 21:06

Mrs Butler haha


That does still make me laugh..


I knew what i meant at the time


What's average? :lol:

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by RoyalBird » 30 Oct 2007 21:31

For those who were at the FA Cup game against Birmingham two seasons ago:

'Will Mr Brown (can't remember his name so that'll do) please find the nearest steward, as your wife has gone into labour'

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by Mrs Butler » 31 Oct 2007 08:17

Readingfanman
Mrs Butler haha


That does still make me laugh..


I knew what i meant at the time


What's average? :lol:




lol


Leave me alone

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by G'La » 31 Oct 2007 12:54

Mrs Butler That Shane Long loves me and wants my babies :D


Impossible.... on both counts!


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by SWLR » 31 Oct 2007 13:28

Oi Oi its Ginger Roy!

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by Geekins » 31 Oct 2007 15:55

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ATTACK ATTACK..... ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ! :lol:


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by bb0118 » 01 Nov 2007 13:13

My Golden Gamble numbers.. for once!

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by Barry the bird boggler » 01 Nov 2007 13:19

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by Kes » 01 Nov 2007 13:43

"Would the Reading fans that do the gay diving action followed by the song 'divers' after everytime an apponent gets fouled or falls over please meat at the Wynford Arms after the game"

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by Behindu » 01 Nov 2007 13:57

Kes "Would the Reading fans that do the gay diving action followed by the song 'divers' after everytime an apponent gets fouled or falls over please meat at the Wynford Arms after the game"


''Where Didier will once again be performing in cabaret.''

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by LWJ » 01 Nov 2007 14:55

RoyalBird For those who were at the FA Cup game against Birmingham two seasons ago:

'Will Mr Brown (can't remember his name so that'll do) please find the nearest steward, as your wife has gone into labour'


yeah that was funny

Kes

by Kes » 01 Nov 2007 16:32

Behindu
Kes "Would the Reading fans that do the gay diving action followed by the song 'divers' after everytime an apponent gets fouled or falls over please meat at the Wynford Arms after the game"


''Where Didier will once again be performing in cabaret.''


Agathe?

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by cmonurz » 01 Nov 2007 16:34

''Where Didier will once again be performing in cabaret.''

Kes

by Kes » 01 Nov 2007 18:04

cmonurz ''Where Didier will once again be performing in cabaret.''


Deschamps?

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by who are ya? » 01 Nov 2007 18:12

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