World Cup Pundits

[TBM]

Listening to Mark Lawrenson on in the USA and Portugal game has made me want to gouge my eyes out. Constantly cracking cap jokes. Called Varela the Portuguese Darius Vassal for no reason whatsoever.

It's cos he's black innit

[Ian Royal]

Pretty sure it's a real French accent.

He was born in Dudley.

I'm pretty sure you don't develop your accent in the year or so of your life.

[double d]

I think this is the worst punditry I have ever seen at anything n football related. Robbie Savage actually said to Gary Lineker that he thinks Gary Neill should be drafted in to be involved with the England squad. Lineker just looked at him like an idiot and said but he is part of the coaching staff already.

[Whatevs]

I think this is the worst punditry I have ever seen at anything n football related. Robbie Savage actually said to Gary Lineker that he thinks Gary Neill should be drafted in to be involved with the England squad. Lineker just looked at him like an idiot and said but he is part of the coaching staff already.

look, he's done a spelling mistake

[double d]

I think this is the worst punditry I have ever seen at anything n football related. Robbie Savage actually said to Gary Lineker that he thinks Gary Neill should be drafted in to be involved with the England squad. Lineker just looked at him like an idiot and said but he is part of the coaching staff already.

look, he's done a spelling mistake

Apologies, on my tiny phone screen and auto correct is a bitch

[Whatevs]

apology accepted gr8 m8

[jd82]

5live commentator has said twice now - Nigeria haven't qualified for the knockout stages of a world cup since 1998, so that's 14 years.

[paultheroyal]

Hoddle calling Algeria Al-Jazeera in his analysis at half time

[Pepe the Horseman]

He called Spain ESPN the other day.

[paultheroyal]

He called Spain ESPN the other day.

[Whore Jackie]

Hoddle calling Algeria Al-Jazeera in his analysis at half time

I believe you may be doing Mr Hoddle a disservice. Algeria in Arabic is al-jazâ'ir, which is both very similar to al-jazîra and, etymologically speaking, is in fact simply a variation of the word, which means 'island'. When you move in international circles like Mr Hoddle and are constantly shifting from one language to another, it can sometimes be hard to keep track of such trifling distinctions.

[double d]

Chiles called Klaas Jan Huntelaar, Klaas Van Huntelaar twice yesterday.

[Franchise FC]

Chiles called Klaas Jan Huntelaar, Klaas Van Huntelaar twice yesterday.

Recording or it never happened

[Vision]

Anyone know anything about this "Mettasarker" chap Keown keeps going on about?

[Pepe the Horseman]

Anyone hear Keown mention when I played with him and scored a hat-trick at Wembley?

[Ouroboros]

Anyone hear Keown mention when I played with him and scored a hat-trick at Wembley?

Yeah but he called you Perpe the Harsman.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Anyone hear Keown mention when I played with him and scored a hat-trick at Wembley?

Yeah but he called you Perpe the Harsman.

He's such a dick.

[Whatevs]

Anyone hear Keown mention when I played with him and scored a hat-trick at Wembley?

[Dave the rave]

Listening to Mark Lawrenson on in the USA and Portugal game has made me want to gouge my eyes out. Constantly cracking cap jokes. Called Varela the Portuguese Darius Vassal for no reason whatsoever.

I'm afraid you'd still be able to hear him though.

[No Fixed Abode]

He called Spain ESPN the other day.

He also called Liverpool The History channel the other day.