The footballer gets arrested thread

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Winston Biscuit » 28 Aug 2019 15:08

Old Man Andrews Ray Parlour is also always pissed these days too.


https://twitter.com/RealRomfordPele/status/1164251262998732803

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Old Man Andrews » 28 Aug 2019 15:35

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Old Man Andrews Ray Parlour is also always pissed these days too.


https://twitter.com/RealRomfordPele/status/1164251262998732803

Imagine a night out with them two.....

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Pepe the Horseman » 28 Aug 2019 15:51

Ray P (lol) is in incredible shape for a man that drinks so much.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by The Enfield Royal71 » 28 Aug 2019 16:20

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Sanguine If I'm understanding correctly, if he'd just given a breath sample, he'd have got a driving ban, but because he refused (both, it seems, at the roadside, and back at the station) he's got himself a prison term as well. Whoever said footballers weren't stupid?


He may not have necessarily refused. If you cant give one (too drunk/not blowing enough) Thats the same.


bad experience Enfielders?


Yup

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by The Enfield Royal71 » 28 Aug 2019 16:24

Winston Biscuit
Old Man Andrews Ray Parlour is also always pissed these days too.


https://twitter.com/RealRomfordPele/status/1164251262998732803


Who is Alan Brazil? Was he a footballer?


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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Winston Biscuit » 28 Aug 2019 16:26

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Old Man Andrews Ray Parlour is also always pissed these days too.


https://twitter.com/RealRomfordPele/status/1164251262998732803


Who is Alan Brazil? Was he a footballer?


he is the guy that the Brazilian national football team was named after

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by The Enfield Royal71 » 28 Aug 2019 16:34

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Who is Alan Brazil? Was he a footballer?


he is the guy that the Brazilian national football team was named after


Damn thats pretty cool actually

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Uke » 28 Aug 2019 16:43

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Who is Alan Brazil? Was he a footballer?


He is the guy that the Brazilian waxing was named after, because he's a bald pcunt

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by The Enfield Royal71 » 28 Aug 2019 17:01

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Who is Alan Brazil? Was he a footballer?


He is the guy that the Brazilian waxing was named after, because he's a bald pcunt


Which one was he? The county or the wax?


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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Hendo » 28 Aug 2019 17:32

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Old Man Andrews Ray Parlour is also always pissed these days too.


https://twitter.com/RealRomfordPele/status/1164251262998732803


Who is Alan Brazil? Was he a footballer?


He is the guy who the nut was named after.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Old Man Andrews » 28 Aug 2019 17:47

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Who is Alan Brazil? Was he a footballer?


He is the guy who the nut was named after.

Wasn't that Alan Almond?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Uke » 28 Aug 2019 17:56

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Who is Alan Brazil? Was he a footballer?


He is the guy who the nut was named after.

Wasn't that Alan Almond?


Shirley you mean RFC legend Bob Hazell?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by The Enfield Royal71 » 28 Aug 2019 18:21

You all tricked me!


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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Old Man Andrews » 29 Aug 2019 16:44

Oh Dean Saunders as been released. That will teach him.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Hendo » 29 Aug 2019 17:23

Old Man Andrews Oh Dean Saunders as been released. That will teach him.


Tbf, it is only on bail until the appeal.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Deadlock » 30 Aug 2019 03:59

genome The man looks like he'll explode any second.

Well he is from Govan.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Royal Rother » 30 Aug 2019 07:11

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Old Man Andrews Oh Dean Saunders as been released. That will teach him.


Tbf, it is only on bail until the appeal.


He’s appealing? :shock:

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Hoop Blah » 09 Sep 2019 08:38

Not arrested, but I see that Danny Drinkwater has got himself into trouble again by being a bit of a drunken twat.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by stealthpapes » 09 Sep 2019 15:39

Pepe the Horseman Ray P (lol) is in incredible shape for a man that drinks so much.


just looked at his twitter.

lolz. is he ever sober?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

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