The footballer gets arrested thread

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Alan Partridge » 06 Dec 2011 13:47

I's gain dahn da road and I've hit the Friday night Corry 'ead on. And me toof's fallen aht.

Absolute Bellmont of the highest order.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by LWJ » 06 Dec 2011 13:55

From Despair To Where? At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by floyd__streete » 06 Dec 2011 14:29

lowerwestjnr
From Despair To Where? At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?


He was able to drive away before the police turned up.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by LWJ » 06 Dec 2011 15:14

floyd__streete
lowerwestjnr
From Despair To Where? At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?


He was able to drive away before the police turned up.

:|

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Terminal Boardom » 06 Dec 2011 15:45

lowerwestjnr
From Despair To Where? At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?


Are you for real? :|


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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by M-U-R-T-Y » 06 Dec 2011 17:55

Hopefully Sky sack the useless pundit.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by LWJ » 06 Dec 2011 18:59

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From Despair To Where? At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?


Are you for real? :|

:?: :?:

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by sandman » 16 Dec 2011 11:04

Sunderland's Bendtner and Cattermole bailed on suspicion of vandalising cars in Newcastle on December the 6th.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Vision » 16 Dec 2011 11:10

sandman Sunderland's Bendtner and Cattermole bailed on suspicion of vandalising cars in Newcastle on December the 6th.


Bit harsh.If people are stupid enough to park their car near where Bendtner is doing shooting practice then they deserve all they get.


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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by 1871 Royal » 17 Dec 2011 11:40

Don't forget he is one of the best strikers in the world .......................

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1268407/Nicklas-Bendtner-Am-I-best-strikers-world-Yes-Ill-prove-season.html





















........ according to himself.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by From Despair To Where? » 17 Dec 2011 20:44

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From Despair To Where? At least he was unable to drive away before the police turned up this time.

What happened last time?


Are you for real? :|



Without going into the full details of why Lee Hughes is such a contemptable scumbag, lets just say he did time for death by dangerous driving AND failing to stop. The first charge is bad enough without the compounded insult added by the second.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by soggy biscuit » 18 Dec 2011 17:40

Ideal he viciously assaulted a man in a hotel in Denmark and kicked him while on the ground - but with no evidence


:lol:

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by FiNeRaIn » 19 Dec 2011 01:20

soggy biscuit
Ideal he viciously assaulted a man in a hotel in Denmark and kicked him while on the ground - but with no evidence


:lol:


Great stuff from ideal :lol: :lol:


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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Silver Fox » 19 Dec 2011 12:05

Unlike Spacey, Ideal is not a fan of [great] Danes is he?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by sandman » 04 Jan 2012 12:17

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2081906/Darius-Henderson-arrested.html

Darius Henderson arrested after a New Years Day brawl where a man had his Jaw broken..

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Who Moved The Goalposts? » 04 Jan 2012 14:50

sandman http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2081906/Darius-Henderson-arrested.html

Darius Henderson arrested after a New Years Day brawl where a man had his Jaw broken..



The reasons behind it are interesting as well if this is to be believed!
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1491814&page=22

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Deadlock » 04 Jan 2012 15:55

Ideal Bendtner is a complete arse, <list of evil allegedly done by Bendtner>

IMHO he's just a premier league version of Bas Savage.

Hey, that's not fair! Bas is a terrible footballer, but he's never done anything bad off the pitch I'm aware of.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by soggy biscuit » 05 Jan 2012 20:40

3rd sexual assault charge made against Titus Bramble

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by sandman » 06 Jan 2012 13:41

Sounds to me like you've got a serious problem with Bendtner.
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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by FiNeRaIn » 06 Jan 2012 13:57

He's a complete dick, I believe the stories written about him. His attitude is one of the most cringe worthy and embarassing i've seen for quite some time.

The guy has played 152 league games in english football and scored 35 goals, despite the majority of that being a team who create chances by the dozen a game. How can someone so disastrous in front of goal have such a high opinion of himself? Absolute idiot.

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