We're ManchesteROFL United, we do what we want

[BR0B0T]

United up to 5th. It's days like this that let you dare to dream

[Victor Meldrew]

A few years ago the manager would have been sacked for being only in 5th spot and so many points off the top.
How the mighty have fallen but with another £200,000,000 or so to spend in the Summer Mourinho might get them into 4 th next season.
Unless you are Leicester any success, however minor, seems to come at an incredible price these days.

[AthleticoSpizz]

United up to 5th. It's days like this that let you dare to dream

what are you dreaming of Brosef?

Up to 5th following a solid 3-1 win at relegation fodder my show promise, but hasn't the current encumbant manager asked for a couple of years to achieve real success?

Where did we hear that before?.......oh yeah, their last manager.

[BR0B0T]

err...i was doing a joke!

[AthleticoSpizz]

Soz m8.....always had you down as "one of those"

Point still stands tho

[No Fixed Abode]

A few years ago the manager would have been sacked for being only in 5th spot and so many points off the top.
How the mighty have fallen but with another £200,000,000 or so to spend in the Summer Mourinho might get them into 4 th next season.
Unless you are Leicester any success, however minor, seems to come at an incredible price these days.

A bit silly to suggest a club like United will get rid of Mourinho for being 5th at this point in the season in his first season in charge. He was always going to be given longer unless of course it went disastrously wrong. He's won them the league cup already and they're in the last 8 of the Europa league and should they win their games in hand they'll be in the top 4. Managers like Klopp have had longer to shape their squad, haven't won anything and could miss out on the top 4. So all in all, Jose, as present is doing a fairly decent job.

[Victor Meldrew]

A few years ago the manager would have been sacked for being only in 5th spot and so many points off the top.
How the mighty have fallen but with another £200,000,000 or so to spend in the Summer Mourinho might get them into 4 th next season.
Unless you are Leicester any success, however minor, seems to come at an incredible price these days.

A bit silly to suggest a club like United will get rid of Mourinho for being 5th at this point in the season in his first season in charge. He was always going to be given longer unless of course it went disastrously wrong. He's won them the league cup already and they're in the last 8 of the Europa league and should they win their games in hand they'll be in the top 4. Managers like Klopp have had longer to shape their squad, haven't won anything and could miss out on the top 4. So all in all, Jose, as present is doing a fairly decent job.

Thanks to our resident Man Utd fan-the only one I think now that the Dog no longer posts and Brobot has posted what he claims to be a joke when, from his previous postings ,he has come across as a fan of that dreadful club.

[No Fixed Abode]

A few years ago the manager would have been sacked for being only in 5th spot and so many points off the top.
How the mighty have fallen but with another £200,000,000 or so to spend in the Summer Mourinho might get them into 4 th next season.
Unless you are Leicester any success, however minor, seems to come at an incredible price these days.

A bit silly to suggest a club like United will get rid of Mourinho for being 5th at this point in the season in his first season in charge. He was always going to be given longer unless of course it went disastrously wrong. He's won them the league cup already and they're in the last 8 of the Europa league and should they win their games in hand they'll be in the top 4. Managers like Klopp have had longer to shape their squad, haven't won anything and could miss out on the top 4. So all in all, Jose, as present is doing a fairly decent job.

Thanks to our resident Man Utd fan-the only one I think now that the Dog no longer posts and Brobot has posted what he claims to be a joke when, from his previous postings ,he has come across as a fan of that dreadful club.

Victor MeLOLtdown.

[BR0B0T]

A few years ago the manager would have been sacked for being only in 5th spot and so many points off the top.
How the mighty have fallen but with another £200,000,000 or so to spend in the Summer Mourinho might get them into 4 th next season.
Unless you are Leicester any success, however minor, seems to come at an incredible price these days.

A bit silly to suggest a club like United will get rid of Mourinho for being 5th at this point in the season in his first season in charge. He was always going to be given longer unless of course it went disastrously wrong. He's won them the league cup already and they're in the last 8 of the Europa league and should they win their games in hand they'll be in the top 4. Managers like Klopp have had longer to shape their squad, haven't won anything and could miss out on the top 4. So all in all, Jose, as present is doing a fairly decent job.

Thanks to our resident Man Utd fan-the only one I think now that the Dog no longer posts and Brobot has posted what he claims to be a joke when, from his previous postings ,he has come across as a fan of that dreadful club.

I am a fan...was delighted when they battered Reading in the FA cup.

The joke being that United long unbeaten run has seen us rise from 6th place to 5th

Why are you such a bitter old pcunt Victor?

[No Fixed Abode]

Because he's a Liverpool fan, a southern one at that. The worst kind. They seem incapable of having a sense of humour about their clubs demise over the last 27 years. It's OK though - many proper Liverpool fans from Liverpool see the funny side of most of the banter...

[genome]

Your obsession with Liverpool is a bit alarming Kes.

in b4 "looks like we've uncovered another Liverpool fan"

[No Fixed Abode]

Your obsession with Liverpool is a bit alarming Kes.

in b4 "looks like we've uncovered another Liverpool fan"

There it is. The odd bit of bantz or a response to a silly post by Victor. Alarming.

[genome]

A simple search of your post history brings up 187 results for Liverpool, and that's only indexing back to the start of February.

If that's not alarming...

[No Fixed Abode]

A simple search of your post history brings up 187 results for Liverpool, and that's only indexing back to the start of February.

If that's not alarming...

You searched - now that's alarming!

[From Despair To Where?]

To be fair kes, there's 14 posts on this page excluding this and 4 of them are you making a disparaging reference to Liverpool, their manager or their fans, either individually and collectively. Not bad for Chelsea fan on a thread about Manchester United.

You can see why people might think you're obsessed.

[No Fixed Abode]

To be fair kes, there's 14 posts on this page excluding this and 4 of them are you making a disparaging reference to Liverpool, their manager or their fans, either individually and collectively. Not bad for Chelsea fan on a thread about Manchester United.

You can see why people might think you're obsessed.

I think we've uncovered another 'reds' fans here.

[Victor Meldrew]

A bit silly to suggest a club like United will get rid of Mourinho for being 5th at this point in the season in his first season in charge. He was always going to be given longer unless of course it went disastrously wrong. He's won them the league cup already and they're in the last 8 of the Europa league and should they win their games in hand they'll be in the top 4. Managers like Klopp have had longer to shape their squad, haven't won anything and could miss out on the top 4. So all in all, Jose, as present is doing a fairly decent job.

Thanks to our resident Man Utd fan-the only one I think now that the Dog no longer posts and Brobot has posted what he claims to be a joke when, from his previous postings ,he has come across as a fan of that dreadful club.

I am a fan...was delighted when they battered Reading in the FA cup.

The joke being that United long unbeaten run has seen us rise from 6th place to 5th

Why are you such a bitter old pcunt Victor?

Sorry, I didn't appreciate that you and Kes are just one big barrel of laughs.

[LUX]

at least when Man U are shite like now they play exciting football.

0-0 home to WBA, 20 home goals all season. After spending all that money on Pogba, deary me, the glory.

[LUX]

....................no Champions League next season.................

[Sanguine]

And, as predicted, one impact of Ibrahimovic at United has been that Rashford is now a shadow of the player that he was.