The generic transfer thread

[Big Foot]

This is fantastic!!

It is bound to go down as a classic way of how NOT to use social media to keep your fans in the loop with what is happening at your club......

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/l ... er-4150483

Pfucking brilliant

My phone died last night just as I had half written a tweet out to a Leeds fan who'd replied to their tweets saying something like "you made me wait up all night for that? I've got work at 3am"

[Royalist]

Wouldn't be surprised if Sky/Premier League decide to house the reporters in the training grounds from now on. Personally not offended by anything like what happened last night just think its very unfunny. No idea why they want kids with nothing to do in the background anyway!

Because it makes it look as though people other than Jim White are excited about deadline day

Every deadline day people say that they won't have the mongs at the next deadline day and every deadline day they have the mongs, January 31st will be no different

Think OFCOM might start to get involved which will make Sky have to at least make token efforts to ensure it doesn't happen.

[Winston Smith]

Out of contract Andy Johnson joins Palace

[Royal Ginger]

Good lord, I thought he'd retired. Isn't he ancient (for a footballer)!?

[Pepe the Horseman]

Thought that when he joined QPR, but he's only 33.

[genome]

Ronaldinho to Basingstoke

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29067406

[Bandini]

He could do a job for them.

[SLAMMED]

Just 13 hours after the transfer window SLAMMED shut, Villa have revealed that they made a l8 loan bid for Tom Cleverley, and are w8ing to hear if it went through.

[TBM]

I'm guessing you've just done your weekly username search?

[SLAMMED]

I'm guessing you've just done your weekly username search?

I barely get time to come on here these days and I was seeing if anyone cared about me. No is the answer

[Albert Spangler]

I'm guessing you've just done your weekly username search?

I barely get time to come on here these days and I was seeing if anyone cared about me. No is the answer

Haven't you got her trained to watch football while you 'nob? You need to sort her out, m8.

[YateleyRoyal]

Brentford set to sign Danny GROFLaham

[Winston Smith]

Darren Bent joins Brighton on loan

[Big Foot]

Darren Bent joins Brighton on loan

Wow - what a signing for a club 4th bottom in the Championship, they'll soar past Reading pretty sharpish

[6ft Kerplunk]

Hands up who thought he'd retired. Good signing once he runs 2 years bench sitting out of his legs.

[Matt de K]

Darren Bent joins Brighton on loan

I wonder how many will get his name on the back of their shirts

[Sanguine]

Thought that when he joined QPR, but he's only 33.

In similar scenes, so is Mikael Forssell.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Wowzer. Snap him up.

[Pepe the Horseman]

Milan sign Torres permanently, then loan him out to At Madrid. What's that all about then?

[YateleyRoyal]

Milan sign Torres permanently, then loan him out to At Madrid. What's that all about then?

Milan wanted Cerci, and Atleti wouldn't let him go without getting someone else in.