The generic transfer thread

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Jack Celliers » 31 Jul 2019 14:26

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Winston Biscuit Oli McBurnie - Swansea to Shef Utd for £20M

footbaLOLLOL


And Moises Kean only £29m

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Sheff Utd might be better off spending their £20 million on somebody who might have some resale value - in a year's time, no matter what happens, somebody will remember that McBurnie looked good in the Championship.

For Brighton, Fulham and Huddersfield, for example, the £15 million+ players they bought from European leagues last year were all pretty poor with wages that could use up all their parachute payments.

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Winston Biscuit » 31 Jul 2019 14:29

genome Troy Parrott is potentially very good.


sounds made up

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by genome » 31 Jul 2019 14:38

Winston Biscuit
genome Troy Parrott is potentially very good.


sounds made up


All names are made up m8!

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Winston Biscuit » 31 Jul 2019 14:45

genome
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genome Troy Parrott is potentially very good.


sounds made up


All names are made up m8!


true dat!

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by stealthpapes » 31 Jul 2019 15:57

Winston Biscuit
genome Troy Parrott is potentially very good.


sounds made up


Marvelous Nakamba


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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Winston Biscuit » 31 Jul 2019 16:00

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genome Troy Parrott is potentially very good.


sounds made up


Marvelous Nakamba


that opening wiki entry is somewhat interesting

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Winston Biscuit » 31 Jul 2019 16:01

adjectives as first names are bent as f*ck

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by From Despair To Where? » 31 Jul 2019 19:53

...and there's no way he scored 104 goals in 69 games for Vitesse.

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Sanguine » 01 Aug 2019 13:07

Winston Biscuit adjectives as first names are bent as f*ck


Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan remains my favourite of these. There's a Zimbabwean politician called Godknows, and a footballer called Danger Fourpence.


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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Uke » 01 Aug 2019 13:57

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Winston Biscuit adjectives as first names are bent as f*ck


Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan remains my favourite of these. There's a Zimbabwean politician called Godknows, and a footballer called Danger Fourpence.


One of my favourite politician names of all time is that of the now dead Lee Bum Suk...

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by genome » 01 Aug 2019 14:38

Villa's spending is up to £132.5m this window

Did they not see what happened to Fulham last season?

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by Old Man Andrews » 01 Aug 2019 14:41

genome Villa's spending is up to £132.5m this window

Did they not see what happened to Fulham last season?

Baffling isn't it? I'd get it if they spent that on 3 very high level, experienced players who could improve and nurture their young talent but to bring in 14 new players, the majority of which haven't played in England before, is going to be a huge error.

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by The Enfield Royal71 » 01 Aug 2019 14:50

I hope they implode. John Terrys smug face wouldn't be so smug.


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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Winston Biscuit » 01 Aug 2019 15:18

Top 5 biggest spenders in Europe so far this summer:

1. Real Madrid
2. Atletico Madrid
3. Barcelona
4. Juventus
5 Aston Villa

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Stranded » 01 Aug 2019 15:39

Old Man Andrews
genome Villa's spending is up to £132.5m this window

Did they not see what happened to Fulham last season?

Baffling isn't it? I'd get it if they spent that on 3 very high level, experienced players who could improve and nurture their young talent but to bring in 14 new players, the majority of which haven't played in England before, is going to be a huge error.


They may have brought in 14 players but they really had to replace 15 who either left due to end of loan deal or end of contract. Unlike Fulham they have clearly planned their recruitment and got most of it done in good time to help with squad cohesion. Fulham on the other hand bought half a team on transfer deadline day.

This is a very different situation, not an ideal one, and it may well backfire but this mass recruitment is a needs must more than anything else.

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Sanguine » 01 Aug 2019 15:59

Old Man Andrews
genome Villa's spending is up to £132.5m this window

Did they not see what happened to Fulham last season?

Baffling isn't it? I'd get it if they spent that on 3 very high level, experienced players who could improve and nurture their young talent but to bring in 14 new players, the majority of which haven't played in England before, is going to be a huge error.


It's a lot of money, but I think they've done okay. Heaton, Mings and Targett are all solid purchases for the bottom half of the Premier League, and Hause and El Ghazi just make loan deals permanent. Trezeguet just had a very good ACON too. Konsa from Brentford looks riskier, but £12m for an England U21 defender isn't bad business at all. Wesley will be fun - he's a livewire who writes messages on his hands to remind himself during games not to get too wound up.

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by stealthpapes » 02 Aug 2019 08:54

From what I've seen, Jota may well be the bargain.

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Winston Biscuit » 02 Aug 2019 15:52

Maguire to Man Utd for £80M??! :shock:

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by The Enfield Royal71 » 02 Aug 2019 15:53

Utterly mental.

Considering De Ligt was less.

Jesus pfucking Christ.

FOOTBALL HAS LOST THE PLOT. ITS GONE MAD. RIP FOOTBALL.

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Re: The generic transfer thread

by Stranded » 02 Aug 2019 16:17

The Enfield Royal71 Utterly mental.

Considering De Ligt was less.

Jesus pfucking Christ.

FOOTBALL HAS LOST THE PLOT. ITS GONE MAD. RIP FOOTBALL.


Misunderstanding transfer fees are we?

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