RUMOUR - Yaya Banana

[Gus the teenage cow]

Young Cameroonian defender playing in France, I hear from a solid insider that we have scouted him a few times playing Sochaux last season and are considering buying him and loaning him back for a season

yes, I know you thought this thread was wind-up after reading the player's name but as I said my insider is as solid as a restraining order so watch this space

[Mintymurray]

Lets hope there is no slip up!

[ankeny]

I heard there's a bunch of them

[robinsfriday]

Not sure. Opinion will be split on this player.

[Super Kevin Bremner!]

Gone to Fyffe

[robinsfriday]

Gone to Fyffe

Party pooper.

[ankeny]

Mind you he will skin most players

[Optimist]

He can peel through any defence.

[UpThePrem]

Come on guys, stop taking the pith.

[ankeny]

He has got to be the right shape....European rules

[Ups and Downs]

Something abut bananas.

[LightwaterRoyal]

He'd ripe the strikers apart and leave them feeling yellow

[ankeny]

He could slip into any role.......barrel scraping

[Petercccccc]

Hes played against the best, banana good enough to stop him

[Mintymurray]

When he gets skinned its all about peeling off a defender

[Geekins]

He's a peach of a player...

















It's funny because it's not a pun about a banana...

[hashtagthepog]

So we Plan...tain send him out on loan!

[Albert Spangler]

I was looking forward to the Fruit Machine slotting home.

[royalsteve]

bit of a banana skin this one

[genome]

I bet he's full of potassium.

I'm not sure I've quite got the hang of this.