linkenholtroyal we could do it on like an IQ scale across all clubs like who is the thickest footballer. Ie can he tie his own laces and does his wife have to make sure his underwear is on the right way round to he studied English literature at a Masters level in his spare time. would be interesting whether this has a bearing on which position they play. I think it would be remarkable who is at either end. I was trying to think of an example of a thick one and a bright one in our squad but I cant really think of anyone that warrants the thick end. I reckon Obita would be quite high on the IQ list though always presents himself well and comes across very bright.
I recently met a former teacher of Jordan Obita and he would not back up your assessment - so appearances can be deceiving. I'd say that Noel Hunt could be your baseline ...