Andy Carroll - He's back

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Snowflake Royal » 01 Sep 2021 18:03

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Snowflake Royal I know you're actually medically stupid, but Clarke has played for the first team more than once this season you cretin.


Do you know me Ian? You're an arrogant tosspot who is not as smart at me. And the fact you resort to insults is a sad indication of how the schooling system has failed you.

Plus you can't drive and are aged 45 so lol @ you.

Tbf, arrogant is probably accurate.

Can't believe you missed the true insult... that I'm less smart than him. Yikes.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Simmops » 01 Sep 2021 18:17

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Do you know me Ian? You're an arrogant tosspot who is not as smart at me. And the fact you resort to insults is a sad indication of how the schooling system has failed you.

Plus you can't drive and are aged 45 so lol @ you.

Tbf, arrogant is probably accurate.

Can't believe you missed the true insult... that I'm less smart than him. Yikes.


You verifiable are less clever then me. I've offered you an IRL quiz off but you keep saying no

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Snowflake Royal » 01 Sep 2021 18:26

Fantasy land is back.

Meltdown and banning / flounce incoming.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by skipper » 01 Sep 2021 19:17

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Simmops Lol @ Ian seriously thinking a random 17 year old whose never played a game before will score more then carroll

I know you're actually medically stupid, but Clarke has played for the first team more than once this season you cretin.


Do you know me Ian? You're an arrogant tosspot who is not as smart at me. And the fact you resort to insults is a sad indication of how the schooling system has failed you.

Plus you can't drive and are aged 45 so lol @ you.


Triggered.

Ian is a legend on here, so get back in your box.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Simmops » 01 Sep 2021 19:19

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Snowflake Royal I know you're actually medically stupid, but Clarke has played for the first team more than once this season you cretin.


Do you know me Ian? You're an arrogant tosspot who is not as smart at me. And the fact you resort to insults is a sad indication of how the schooling system has failed you.

Plus you can't drive and are aged 45 so lol @ you.


Triggered.

Ian is a legend on here, so get back in your box.


Yeah, a legendary bellend


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Re: Andy Carroll

by Simmops » 01 Sep 2021 19:19

Snowflake Royal Fantasy land is back.

Meltdown and banning / flounce incoming.


No it isn't. I don't care enough.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Barney » 01 Sep 2021 19:45

Back onto the subject !!!! I wonder whether AC will join us now or not ?

Our current forwards are Puscas and....er......a kid called Clarke who has half an hour experience at Championship level.

Whether we get AC or not, we will be without doubt in a huge relegation scrap if we do not bolster our forward line.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by skipper » 01 Sep 2021 20:02

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Do you know me Ian? You're an arrogant tosspot who is not as smart at me. And the fact you resort to insults is a sad indication of how the schooling system has failed you.

Plus you can't drive and are aged 45 so lol @ you.


Triggered.

Ian is a legend on here, so get back in your box.


Yeah, a legendary bellend


Yeah, but I like him. Wouldn't be the same without him. I'm not sure why people get so annoyed by him!

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Hound » 01 Sep 2021 20:48

he can be quite annoying tbf. I'm sure he'd agree with that as well

but yep one of the better posters for sure


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Re: Andy Carroll

by morganb » 01 Sep 2021 21:13

Did Andy Carroll turn us down (wanting to concentrate on his landscaping business) and we're just putting on a brave face (hiding behind an embargo).

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Re: Andy Carroll

by NathStPaul » 01 Sep 2021 21:51

morganb Did Andy Carroll turn us down (wanting to concentrate on his landscaping business) and we're just putting on a brave face (hiding behind an embargo).

No because we would have just signed somebody else I'd have thought. All signs point to it being a case of us not being able to offload anyone in order to facilitate bringing Carroll in.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Zip » 01 Sep 2021 21:59

Hound he can be quite annoying tbf. I'm sure he'd agree with that as well

but yep one of the better posters for sure


I hope you’re not suggesting Ian is an argumentative, annoying, know it all who I amongst many others constantly argue with ?
This place would be a worse place without him fo sho.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Snowflake Royal » 02 Sep 2021 08:24

Hound he can be quite annoying tbf. I'm sure he'd agree with that as well

but yep one of the better posters for sure

I am a touch too persistent and prolific.

Mwah.


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Re: Andy Carroll

by Millsy » 03 Sep 2021 00:13

Speaking to a LIverpool fan yesterday, said if we get him just need to put crosses in and he'll put them away.

So we're missing absolutely nothing then.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Tilehurstsouthbank » 06 Sep 2021 12:22

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Hound he can be quite annoying tbf. I'm sure he'd agree with that as well

but yep one of the better posters for sure


I hope you’re not suggesting Ian is an argumentative, annoying, know it all who I amongst many others constantly argue with ?
This place would be a worse place without him fo sho.


Ian sometimes rubs people up the wrong way, but HNA would be poorer without him. Simmops/DD/whatever his next incarnation might be though would not be missed by one single nobber.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by NathStPaul » 06 Sep 2021 12:27

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Hound he can be quite annoying tbf. I'm sure he'd agree with that as well

but yep one of the better posters for sure


I hope you’re not suggesting Ian is an argumentative, annoying, know it all who I amongst many others constantly argue with ?
This place would be a worse place without him fo sho.


Ian sometimes rubs people up the wrong way, but HNA would be poorer without him. Simmops/DD/whatever his next incarnation might be though would not be missed by one single nobber.

Spot on.
Ian creates debate and is passionate about the club, he is crucial to the team board.

The other name you mentioned is just here to cause issues and should be ignored at all costs.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Pepe the Horseman » 06 Sep 2021 12:32

Exactly. Ian isn't a troll, he's just a bellend. But he's our bellend.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Coppells Lost Coat » 06 Sep 2021 12:39

Millsy Speaking to a LIverpool fan yesterday, said if we get him just need to put crosses in and he'll put them away.

So we're missing absolutely nothing then.


Yup, a striker can only be as good as its service at this level.
Carroll would just be another striker that doesn't fit the 'system' what ever that means these days.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Snowflake Royal » 06 Sep 2021 12:45

Pepe the Horseman Exactly. Ian isn't a troll, he's just a bellend. But he's our bellend.

Aye.

In fairness, its unfair comparing me to dd. He has major mental health problems, I'm just a dick. Shouldn't hold him to my standard.

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Re: Andy Carroll

by Stranded » 06 Sep 2021 14:10

Anyway, do we just assume that this or any other deal for a stiker is dead or are the club "locked in talks" with the EFL?

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