The footballer gets arrested thread

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by leon » 25 Oct 2010 17:15

6ft Kerplunk Ferguson only assaulted thieves when he was in a house.


from the Independent 1995

Ferguson's first brush with the law came in February 1991 when he was fined for butting a police officer. A second assault followed two years later when the player was involved in an incident in Edinburgh, striking a man who was on crutches. That also resulted in a fine but less than a year later he was again before the sheriff on an assault charge.

In April this year Ferguson was convicted for the latest incident. Sentence was then adjourned to allow reports to be compiled before he was given a three-month jail term.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by 6ft Kerplunk » 26 Oct 2010 11:26

Which were all outside of a house. He may have attacked randomly otherwise but when within the confines of a home environment he only attacked thieves.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by 6ft Kerplunk » 28 Oct 2010 11:41

Next up is Ivan Klasnic .

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by TBM » 28 Oct 2010 15:10

Do women just do it for the fame or do the footballers pay the girls off?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by rfcjoe » 28 Oct 2010 15:20

Woman are mental liars, TBM. Obvs she's doing it for the dosh.


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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Mr Angry » 29 Oct 2010 12:06

It says much about the state of things where, EVERYONE'S initial response to the Klasnic story is the same - eg: slapper pulls premiership footballer in a trendy bar known to be a hang out of premiership footballers, gets shagged, then cries rape whilst running off to the tender loving arms of Max Clifford - rather than 30yr old guy gets teenage girl drunk then rapes her which, if Klasnic was anybody other than a footballer (or pop star, or soap star etc etc) would elicit a rather different response.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Big Foot » 29 Oct 2010 13:42

Mr Angry It says much about the state of things where, EVERYONE'S initial response to the Klasnic story is the same - eg: slapper pulls premiership footballer in a trendy bar known to be a hang out of premiership footballers, gets shagged, then cries rape whilst running off to the tender loving arms of Max Clifford - rather than 30yr old guy gets teenage girl drunk then rapes her which, if Klasnic was anybody other than a footballer (or pop star, or soap star etc etc) would elicit a rather different response.

Tbf whether it's a footballer or a butcher, I'm always rather cynical

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Maguire » 29 Oct 2010 14:00

I don't really think rape exists to be honest. It's the global warming of sex crimes.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by 6ft Kerplunk » 29 Oct 2010 14:09

I'd like to know the % of alledged rape claims against footballers/celebrities compared to the rest of the population. Either footballers are so detached from normal life that they think its somehow acceptable or they're getting targetted.


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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Hoop Blah » 29 Oct 2010 15:21

6ft Kerplunk I'd like to know the % of alledged rape claims against footballers/celebrities compared to the rest of the population. Either footballers are so detached from normal life that they think its somehow acceptable or they're getting targetted.


...ask snowball!

We obviously hear about a much higher percentage of allegations against footballers, and they stick in the mind a lot more, but it does seem they get targeted.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Gloria Gooner » 29 Oct 2010 15:50

Maybe, or perhaps they are just so arrogant that they think they can do what they like.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Svlad Cjelli » 29 Oct 2010 16:18

Gloria Gooner Maybe, or perhaps they are just so arrogant that they think they can do what they like.

... and have the money to pay people off afterwards.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by soggy biscuit » 02 May 2011 16:09

Read some garbled message on a Spanish website that Marcos Alonso (Bolton) was in a car accident earlier today in Madrid in which someone was killed.

Driver arrested for being over the drink drive limit. Whether Alonso was driver or passenger I couldn't work out.

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by soggy biscuit » 03 May 2011 12:38

soggy biscuit Read some garbled message on a Spanish website that Marcos Alonso (Bolton) was in a car accident earlier today in Madrid in which someone was killed.

Driver arrested for being over the drink drive limit. Whether Alonso was driver or passenger I couldn't work out.


Alonso was indeed the man behind the steering wheel, failed a breathaliser and a passenger in his car died as a result of the crash.

RIP his football career

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Zammo » 12 Sep 2011 12:10

Nile Ranger - Newcastle

Two weeks ago arrested for assault. Done for drink driving this weekend :roll:

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Simon's Church » 12 Sep 2011 12:13

He really is a stupid oxf*rd isn't he?

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by LWJ » 12 Sep 2011 12:16

1 year later :roll:

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Re: The footballer gets arrested thread

by Row Z Royal » 12 Sep 2011 12:21

lowerwestjnr 1 year later :roll:

Eh?

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