Most Attractive Squad Member? Now with Added POLL!

[Simon's Church]

The back row of four player?
From left to right it D'ath Bignal Taylor Obita I think.

[Svlad Cjelli]

Photo caption
Back row (l-r): Matt Hirons (Reserve Team Physiotherapist), Dan Buchanan (Soft Tissue Therapist), Eamonn Dolan (Academy Manager), Luke Anthony (Head of Sports Medicine), Lawson D'Ath, Nicholas Bignall, Jake Taylor, Jordan Obita, Selby Armstrong (Kit Manager), Chris Cummins (Senior Academy / Professional Development Coach), Lucy Rushton (Senior Performance Analyst), Steve Shorey (Chief Scout).

Middle row (l-r): Karl Halabi (Head of Sports Science), Adam Le Fondre, Brian Howard, Bongani Khumalo, Jimmy Kebe, Mikele Leigertwood, Kaspars Gorkss, Alex McCarthy, Adam Federici, Mikkel Andersen, Sean Morrison, Hal Robson-Kanu, Simon Church, Mathieu Manset, Shaun Cummings, Joseph Mills, Sal Bibbo (Senior Goalkeeping Coach).

Front row (l-r): Jay Tabb, Noel Hunt, Ian Harte, Jobi McAnuff, Nigel Gibbs (First Team Coach), Nigel Howe (Chief Executive), Sir John Madejski (Chairman), Brian McDermott (First Team Manager), Nick Hammond (Director of Football), Brynjar Gunnarsson, Jem Karacan, Andrew Griffin, Alex Pearce.

[Royal Lady]

Well now, over the years I've had a bit of a thing for Gary Heale, Kerry Dixon, Matt Mills - all blond - and I think Mills jnr is a nice looking chap but looks about 12 - so I'm out on that one. I think ALF and Jem are the two next best looking at the moment. I also fancied Steve Coppell though and my love for him is yet to wane.

[muddyfeet]

The back row of four player?
From left to right it D'ath Bignal Taylor Obita I think.

should imagine they're all pretty young then!

[Svlad Cjelli]

The back row of four player?
From left to right it D'ath Bignal Taylor Obita I think.

No, second from the very right - Lucy Rushton (Senior Performance Analyst)

[Simon's Church]

The back row of four player?
From left to right it D'ath Bignal Taylor Obita I think.

should imagine they're all pretty young then!

18 Of age I suppose

No, second from the very right - Lucy Rushton (Senior Performance Analyst)

Not accepted, she's not in the squad.

[Ferris]

It's a annoying we've lost our two best looking players of the last few years in Long and Gylfi and I think more could have been done to replace them. ALF is not in the same league as Shane but I agree that Jem has certainly upped his game in recent times.

It's a big shame we can't sign Faurlin TBH.

I miss these nipples

[Simon's Church]

Same bro

[Maquisard]

No votes for Jimmy yet
Buncha weirdos

[muddyfeet]

where's the poll anyways?

[Sarah Star]

where's the poll anyways?

What if I can't decide between 3 or 4 of them?

[Simon's Church]

Shall I do a Poll then? I don't know who to include.

[muddyfeet]

where's the poll anyways?

What if I can't decide between 3 or 4 of them?

surprised you can find that many attractive ones tbh

[Sarah Star]

where's the poll anyways?

What if I can't decide between 3 or 4 of them?

surprised you can find that many attractive ones tbh

depends what mood I'm in

[Ferris]

I'm surprised no one nominated Noel Hunt

[Muguire]

If Simon Church has sex like he plays football then i'm all in for some slow, frustrating, needs two to three touches to control my balls foreplay, followed by a facial; but obviously missing my gaping mouth and instead coating my eyes with his lucozade sport.

Or Jay Tabb because he's so small you can throw him around the bedroom and hold on to his moppy hair.

[Ferris]

I reckon Jay Tabb likes to get slapped around

[RobRoyal]

I guess he's not a squad member, but my vote would have to go to the toothy beauty sitting on Brian's left. Phwoar.

[Vic_Flange]

If this included past players, I dont think anyone could ever beat the pure beauty of Terrence Hurlock.

The man why Clause 28 was invented.

[muddyfeet]

cant vote for an 18 yr old

so

Jobi>pearce>kanu>ALF>Mills>everyone else