What are you wearing to Wembley?

[peterroyal76]

Get him a stone island jacket for his birthday

Good idea. The Tadley Royals firm may recruit him if he starts wearing it to games

Will95 will take him under his wing

He's a bit old for Will95's crew.

[bobby1413]

If I get accused of being too drunk and they try and make me leave because I'm acting a massive pcunt then I'll simply claim I'm retarded and have a massive go at them.

That's a great great plan with one huge flaw.

All your previously made plans and ideas won't even occur to you at the time you're confronted. You'll just be a slobbering, jelly-legged mess trying desperately to string a sentence together.

In fact that may well make them believe you are retarded.

[bobby1413]

[Scutterbucketz]

If I get accused of being too drunk and they try and make me leave because I'm acting a massive pcunt then I'll simply claim I'm retarded and have a massive go at them.

That's a great great plan with one huge flaw.

All your previously made plans and ideas won't even occur to you at the time you're confronted. You'll just be a slobbering, jelly-legged mess trying desperately to string a sentence together.

In fact that may well make them believe you are retarded.

I'm gonna start drinking at 9am so physiologically I might well be.

[bobby1413]

If I get accused of being too drunk and they try and make me leave because I'm acting a massive pcunt then I'll simply claim I'm retarded and have a massive go at them.

That's a great great plan with one huge flaw.

All your previously made plans and ideas won't even occur to you at the time you're confronted. You'll just be a slobbering, jelly-legged mess trying desperately to string a sentence together.

In fact that may well make them believe you are retarded.

I'm gonna start drinking at 9am so physiologically I might well be.

You may "drink yourself sober"

[Scutterbucketz]

I haven't managed it yet.

[Gobsheik]

my blue and white hooped burkha!!!!!!

[Will95]

Good idea. The Tadley Royals firm may recruit him if he starts wearing it to games

Will95 will take him under his wing

He's a bit old for Will95's crew.

[10539.4 Miles Away]

Half and half scarves now available from a bloke on broad st. Suspect its official merchandise.

[No Fixed Abode]

Half and half scarves now available from a bloke on broad st. Suspect its official merchandise.

Quite handy as most Reading fans have a Premier League team.

[sandman]

Will certainly be handy for TBM.

[TBM]

Will certainly be handy for TBM.

Why would i want Reading on the scarf?!

[Whatevs]

I'm unsure whether to wear a coat or not.....during the day it could be nice but i don't want to be getting nippy after the game

What I used to do was put my leather jacket in a plastic bag, hide it in a bush and then go and retrieve it when it started getting cold. Meant I didn't have to cart it round. However last time I did this, some pcunt nicked it. Was about 10 years ago on Winchester Rd etc

[TBM]

I'm unsure whether to wear a coat or not.....during the day it could be nice but i don't want to be getting nippy after the game

What I used to do was put my leather jacket in a plastic bag, hide it in a bush and then go and retrieve it when it started getting cold. Meant I didn't have to cart it round. However last time I did this, some pcunt nicked it. Was about 10 years ago on Winchester Rd etc

[wally bassoon]

Just had a pre wembley haircut, now looking boxfresh

[RG30]

*Weather watch* in North West London - sunny with a nice breeze

[No Fixed Abode]

Just had a pre wembley haircut, now looking boxfresh

In the hope that you pull one of the many fit Reading supporters?

[Royal Lady]

Just had a pre wembley haircut, now looking boxfresh

In the hope that you pull one of the many fit Reading supporters?

Hi there! Lolz!

[wally bassoon]

Just wanted to use "Boxfresh" as I had heard two salesman use it today.

[LWJ]

Someone on my FB has got a shirt printed with 'Wembley 15' on the back