The footballer gets arrested thread

[Hendo]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47665830

Peter Beardsley: Former Newcastle coach charged with using racist language by FA

Former Newcastle United Under-23s coach Peter Beardsley has been charged by the Football Association with three counts of using racist language to players.

[John Smith]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-47666849

Adam Johnson released from prison

Where does he go from here? Is there any way whatsoever he could be involved in football again?

[Hendo]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-47666849

Adam Johnson released from prison

Where does he go from here? Is there any way whatsoever he could be involved in football again?

Hopefully back to his massive house, to live a quiet life never to be seen in football again.

[Dave the rave]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47665830

Peter Beardsley: Former Newcastle coach charged with using racist language by FA

Former Newcastle United Under-23s coach Peter Beardsley has been charged by the Football Association with three counts of using racist language to players.

Peter Beardsley really is the unacceptable face of English football......

[Uke]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/47665830

Peter Beardsley: Former Newcastle coach charged with using racist language by FA

Former Newcastle United Under-23s coach Peter Beardsley has been charged by the Football Association with three counts of using racist language to players.

Peter Beardsley really is the unacceptable face of English football......

Always showed himself to be a bit of a cock

[Winston Biscuit]

Danny Drinkwater arrested after crashing his car when pissed up

Released on bail to appear in court 13 May

[Whore Jackie]

Bit bemused that he's still living in Nether Alderley, seven years after he left United for Leicester. That's a trek and a half to get to Chelsea's Cobham training ground.

[Hoop Blah]

Bit bemused that he's still living in Nether Alderley, seven years after he left United for Leicester. That's a trek and a half to get to Chelsea's Cobham training ground.

I doubt he's been doing a daily commute!

When you've got that kind of money why wouldn't you have a house 'back home' as well as your day to day accommodation nearer to work. I know plenty of people that do it for work in the real world without the money available to a top end Premier League footballer.

[Winston Biscuit]

can we at least all just agree that we are not going to make the most obvious jokes and puns about this story?

[Zammo]

can we at least all just agree that we are not going to make the most obvious jokes and puns about this story?

Danny Drinkdriver ?

[Uke]

Bit bemused that he's still living in Nether Alderley, seven years after he left United for Leicester. That's a trek and a half to get to Chelsea's Cobham training ground.

He probably doesn’t have enough London pride to make him want to move there

[Hendo]

can we at least all just agree that we are not going to make the most obvious jokes and puns about this story?

Danny Drinkdriver ?

Danny Should Probably Drinkwater

[KentRoyal]

can we at least all just agree that we are not going to make the most obvious jokes and puns about this story?

Danny Drinkdriver ?

Danny Should Probably Drinkwater

Danny didn’t drinkwater

[From Despair To Where?]

Surely it should just be:

Danny, drinkwater.

[AthleticoSpizz]

Yep, gin-up Danny

[The Enfield Royal71]

The police gave him a rum for his money.

[Royal Rother]

Joey Barton in trouble for assaulting Barnsley manager after the game today.

Police stopped him leaving the ground by standing in front of his car.

[AthleticoSpizz]

He and his ‘team’ have previous..Coyle...Madden etc

Just speak to Bristol Rovers head of security, they had the referee ‘holed-up’ crying in his dressing room.

Fleetwood have become the nations nasty team...a shame as I used to watch them as park players in the NW Counties at Highbury when they were upwards on their league trajectory....a totally different and vile set-up nowadays.

[From Despair To Where?]

Evidently all the Question Time appearances and faux intellectual posturing in the world can't stop Barton from being a thuggish little prick.

[AthleticoSpizz]

Yep, all of his ‘charisma’ and rebellious charmer stuff has worn very thin....he has passed on his qualities to his charges at Fleetwood..a blight on the game...time to cancel