CONFIMRED: Lucas Joao

[The Enfield Royal71]

I'm colour blind.

Blacks not a colour Ian and you know it.

I didn't realise, because I'm colour blind.

Black is not a colour but a shade.

[NotARacist]

Blacks not a colour Ian and you know it.

I didn't realise, because I'm colour blind.

Black is not a colour but a shade.

I think, technically, black is all colours.

[Snowflake Royal]

I didn't realise, because I'm colour blind.

Black is not a colour but a shade.

I think, technically, black is all colours.

Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me.

[NotARacist]

Black is not a colour but a shade.

I think, technically, black is all colours.

Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me.

Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

[Snowflake Royal]

I think, technically, black is all colours.

Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me.

Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

Right description, wrong conclusion. Googling 'dark side of the moon album cover' may help.

[The Enfield Royal71]

Black is not a colour but a shade.

I think, technically, black is all colours.

Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me.

Black isn't a colour but a shade based on what you said.
You are really charismatic aren't you.

[NotARacist]

Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me.

Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

Right description, wrong conclusion. Googling 'dark side of the moon album cover' may help.

Darn. Never was good at physics. I assume this is physics. Somehow.

[Snowflake Royal]

Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

Right description, wrong conclusion. Googling 'dark side of the moon album cover' may help.

Darn. Never was good at physics. I assume this is physics. Somehow.

Yep. I won't embarrass myself by trying to explain what makes red or blue etc in physics of light absorption terms.

Dd, I think you actually mean black is achromatic. Like white or grey. A shade is a colour mixed with black in colour theory, not black itself.


Any way. Joao. Yeah!

[Davezk]

White is all the colours as white light is split into the full spectra of colours I.e. all colours.

Black is no light, no colours, nothing.

I'm surprised at the signing given our finances. Hopefully if he's given a regular game he will come good as I heard he's quite inconsistent.

[Sutekh]

Can't believe I have to do this. Black is the absence of colour, where all wavelengths are absorbed. White is all wavelengths reflected, so all colours.

Black is a shade.... oxf*rd me.

Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

Right description, wrong conclusion. Googling 'dark side of the moon album cover' may help.

[NotARacist]

Wait. You sure? I thought black absorbs all colours without reflecting them back. Hence it is all colours. Whereas white reflects all colours making it the absence of colour.

Right description, wrong conclusion. Googling 'dark side of the moon album cover' may help.

Honestly that just confuses me more. Like I have a small understanding of light refraction but I was thinking more along the lines of mixing paint. You cant mix all the colours together and get white.

[Millsy]

Argh...

I'm not going to take this groundhog day 'joke' too far or I'll end up ruining the thread, which to be I do even when I'm trying to be serious (!).

Someone a few pages back mentioned groundhog day so I copied an pasted. I've never heard of the guy, have no idea what the original poster meant by Aluko 2.0 either. No-one can be as big a flop as Aluko was surely.

At least one person got that you were taking the piss.

Phew.

Someone remembers groundhog-gate.

[Millsy]

Will everyone stop being so damned racist. Apart from notaracist, because he can't be.

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us. Clearly can't be shit.

Now we've signed him, do you think we are able to appeal and have that goal awarded to us retrospectively now that he's a Reading player?

[WoodleyRoyal]

Will everyone stop being so damned racist. Apart from notaracist, because he can't be.

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us. Clearly can't be shit.

Now we've signed him, do you think we are able to appeal and have that goal awarded to us retrospectively now that he's a Reading player?

Yes.

[Millsy]

Will everyone stop being so damned racist. Apart from notaracist, because he can't be.

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us. Clearly can't be shit.

Now we've signed him, do you think we are able to appeal and have that goal awarded to us retrospectively now that he's a Reading player?

Yes.

Thanks.

[NotARacist]

Will everyone stop being so damned racist. Apart from notaracist, because he can't be.

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us. Clearly can't be shit.

Now we've signed him, do you think we are able to appeal and have that goal awarded to us retrospectively now that he's a Reading player?

Thank you.

[Sanguine]

This has become an abortion of a thread.

Welcome to Reading, Lucas!
I wonder how many players have played their last game for one club, and scored, against the club they subsequently joined?

[Tilehurstsouthbank]

Argh...

I'm not going to take this groundhog day 'joke' too far or I'll end up ruining the thread, which to be I do even when I'm trying to be serious (!).

Someone a few pages back mentioned groundhog day so I copied an pasted. I've never heard of the guy, have no idea what the original poster meant by Aluko 2.0 either. No-one can be as big a flop as Aluko was surely.

At least one person got that you were taking the piss.

Maybe I deserve a whoosh for that one then. No offence intended to 2WW,1WC.

[Nameless]

Will everyone stop being so damned racist. Apart from notaracist, because he can't be.

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us. Clearly can't be shit.

Now we've signed him, do you think we are able to appeal and have that goal awarded to us retrospectively now that he's a Reading player?

He will figure in the league goal scorer charts level with Meite, both listed as Reading players, despite never having scored for us and all his goals this season being against us

[Davezk]

I had to recheck, but this is the Joao who scored in a 10 man team against us.

You must have a terrible memory - everyone knew this