Hob Nob Anyone?

The whole year inn wrote:

TheLawnMowerMan wrote:Go to his profile and look at his posts.
Then make your own mind up.

Well worked.

You may have a point here

bobby m's syrup wrote:

The whole year inn wrote:

TheLawnMowerMan wrote:Go to his profile and look at his posts.
Then make your own mind up.

Well worked.

You may have a point here

.....Or not

Hello Boys
Don't worry SDR is about and as usual predictions are spot on

i.e. The Quiet One was the Man for the Job

Plus Convey would come good given time.

SDR noted that six on the spin was required - now progressed to ten

Plus it was top two or nothing. Another gem from the main man.

But will the bubble burst at Pride Park?

Will the Royals hang on and reach the promised land?

Stay webwise with Dodger. You know it makes sense.

Real Facts in the Real World of Sir Dodger Royal.

Happy New Year to One and Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

It must pain you to be right so often.

Hello Boys
As you know the Royals made it to the Premiership which of course was all down to Sir Dodger's motivational skills.

Pretty good first season but I note the Madman is still as bigger skin flint as ever.

Last season we had a small squad and three players have left and one signed.

Emmmm that makes a lotter sense.

I can see SDR will hacve to start kicking some arses starting with the Madman.

Get real before you get Dodgered. You have been warned.

When Dodger says new signing are required then new signings are required.

You boys know it makes sense so pull your bloody figure out and get it sortedddddddddd

Real Facts Real World.

Sir Dodger Royal wrote:Hello Boys
As you know the Royals made it to the Premiership which of course was all down to Sir Dodger's motivational skills.

Pretty good first season but I note the Madman is still as bigger skin flint as ever.

Last season we had a small squad and three players have left and one signed.

Emmmm that makes a lotter sense.

I can see SDR will hacve to start kicking some arses starting with the Madman.

Get real before you get Dodgered. You have been warned.

When Dodger says new signing are required then new signings are required.

You boys know it makes sense so pull your bloody figure out and get it sortedddddddddd

Real Facts Real World.

Missed but never forgotten.

Welcome back Dodger, some real idiots have scuttled out of the woodwork to fill your massive boots in your abscence.

Pleasure to have you back. Look forward to your media chums giving you more toss inside information and you getting it wrong whislt trying to pretend you knew what was going to happen all along.

Thank you young man.

SDR is back because we are getting complacent.

Now a year or two older but up for the challenge.

Still hoping for new keyboardddddd

I see Radio Berkshire Sport has gone text message mad. Can't people bloody speak these days.

If things start off badly then I will have to stir up those two wipper snapper radio reporters. Bring back real phone calls. You know it makes sense.

SDR

Sort your bleedin' website out!

Which 3 players have left ? I can think of Sidwell and Halford but am struggling on the third ! Are you counting Hayes ?

Hayes was indeed in the senior RFC squad so Yes young man. Three players have left.

In the meantime Reading faff about trying to get players on the cheap. Look at Sunderland and Birmingham who are showing real ambition.

If Reading want Fae then pull your bloody finger out or Man City will nick him.

It's no good moaning about money. For Christs sake RFC are getting £60 million. What happened to last years dosh? More bloody paintings for the Madman no doubt.

What a shambles! Sort it out now and SDR expects a signing within the next seven days.

I shan't tell you againnnnnnnnnnn

Real Facts. Real World. Dodger has spoken.

If you count Hayes leaving then you have to count the new first year pros as joining.

Sir Dodger Royal wrote:...
In the meantime Reading faff about trying to get players on the cheap. Look at Sunderland and Birmingham who are showing real ambition.
...

Wouldn't mind seeing a couple signings (mostly because I'm bored and I want the club to entertain me and give me things to think about, you know, when the porn is all done).

But not sure real ambition was the phrase you were looking for. Adding fresh piles of steaming crap to crap doesn't change the makeup. It's still. well, you know.

Sir Dodger Royal wrote:Hayes was indeed in the senior RFC squad so Yes young man. Three players have left.

In the meantime Reading faff about trying to get players on the cheap. Look at Sunderland and Birmingham who are showing real ambition.

If Reading want Fae then pull your bloody finger out or Man City will nick him.

It's no good moaning about money. For Christs sake RFC are getting £60 million. What happened to last years dosh? More bloody paintings for the Madman no doubt.

What a shambles! Sort it out now and SDR expects a signing within the next seven days.

I shan't tell you againnnnnnnnnnn

Real Facts. Real World. Dodger has spoken.

I thought you were dead.

Royal With Cheese wrote:

Sir Dodger Royal wrote:Hayes was indeed in the senior RFC squad so Yes young man. Three players have left.

In the meantime Reading faff about trying to get players on the cheap. Look at Sunderland and Birmingham who are showing real ambition.

If Reading want Fae then pull your bloody finger out or Man City will nick him.

It's no good moaning about money. For Christs sake RFC are getting £60 million. What happened to last years dosh? More bloody paintings for the Madman no doubt.

What a shambles! Sort it out now and SDR expects a signing within the next seven days.

I shan't tell you againnnnnnnnnnn

Real Facts. Real World. Dodger has spoken.

I thought your were dead.

Its the thought that counts

Sir Dodger Royal wrote: If things start off badly then I will have to stir up those two wipper snapper radio reporters. Bring back real phone calls. You know it makes sense.

SDR

What happened there old man? You got your key keys finally to get unstuck or what? I think that's the first time I've seen you finish your final paragraph without your keyboard getting stuck! Well done. We all know it makes senseeeeeeeeee ....

Sir Dodger Royal wrote:Hayes was indeed in the senior RFC squad so Yes young man. Three players have left.

In the meantime Reading faff about trying to get players on the cheap. Look at Sunderland and Birmingham who are showing real ambition.

If Reading want Fae then pull your bloody finger out or Man City will nick him.

It's no good moaning about money. For Christs sake RFC are getting £60 million. What happened to last years dosh? More bloody paintings for the Madman no doubt.

What a shambles! Sort it out now and SDR expects a signing within the next seven days.

I shan't tell you againnnnnnnnnnn

Real Facts. Real World. Dodger has spoken.

Oi Oi me old china

We're not faffing bout. It takes time and long negotiationsto sign playes of the quality of Gary Alexander.

You know it makes senseeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Bristol City are catching up, SDR, do you think they will flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?

Sir Dodger Royal wrote: When Dodger says new signing are required then new signings are required.

Tell us something we don't know

rotherwick_royal wrote:

Sir Dodger Royal wrote: When Dodger says new signing are required then new signings are required.

Tell us something we don't know

You mean: "Tell us something we don't knowwwwwwwwwww"