2nd February - guest not Ibrahima Sonko!

[Forbury Lion]

Is Bikey really Spiderman?

Does he shoot his web fluid over the dressing room?

[The Surgeon of Crowthorne]

I take it the boy/shark question is a given for these things?

[M4 Junction 11]

Sonks, Why do some footballers wear Under Armour? Do you think players are becoming far too soft these days?
And why do you sometime wear gloves when playing when it's not even that cold

[TFF]

Sonks,

just heard you're out for the rest of the season. I'm sure we'd all like to wish you well for a speedy recovery. Thanks for your contribution to a successful first season in the top flight and for having the good grace to not get injured until we're nearly safe!

Superman

[M4 Junction 11]

It's NOT Sonko tomorrow and there's now another thread to announce the last minute stand-in.