SPECULATION - Martinez?

[windermereROYAL]

If he does come, he'll need to bring his own sturgeon given how shit our medical team seem to do.

Nicola?

[CountryRoyal]

If he does come, he'll need to bring his own sturgeon given how shit our medical team seem to do.

The only caviart being that if they’re not up to scratch then they’re on their pike. I’m genuinly concerned with our lack of signing we might flounder down the bottom and be all at sea. I’m not going to shark the issue, I’ve haddock enough of this FFP carp, it’s a load of pollocks. I think the possibility of relegation is very reel and we might once more be a lower league minnow. Why isn’t the club herring our concerns?!?! It makes me feel eel!

[Uke]

If he does come, he'll need to bring his own sturgeon given how shit our medical team seem to do.

That'll probably be a caviart in his contract

[CountryRoyal]

If he does come, he'll need to bring his own sturgeon given how shit our medical team seem to do.

That'll probably be a caviart in his contract

[Sutekh]

I’m sure Reading would be the right plaice for either of them.

[AthleticoSpizz]

He would be a gudgeon between the nets and would help trawl the crowds back to the ground ...shore to fillet

[plymouth biscuitman]

I'm sure he will be a dab hand in goal.

[Zip]

I'm sure he will be a dab hand in goal.

What a load of pollocks.

[Zip]

Sorry to carp on about this but is Emi coming home?

[bobby m's syrup]

Eel be fine and the defence won't flounder

[SWLR]

Let's not Carp on about this, Martinez in Championship = fish out of water... he's not a team player, too shellfish.... Let's Skate onto the next rumour....

[Coppells Lost Coat]

Let's not Carp on about this, Martinez in Championship = fish out of water... he's not a team player, too shellfish.... Let's Skate onto the next rumour....

Not one to be koi and hake to knock you off your perch, but we should snapper him up if he is angling for a move. He should be our sole GK choice.

[Jagermesiter1871]

Goldfish.

[Horsham Royal]

All these puns are a bit limp. It's getting a bit silly.

[maffff]

All these puns are a bit limp. It's getting a bit silly.

Like it or limpet. You'll be herring plenty more of these.

[John Smith]

I’m sure Reading would be the right plaice for either of them.

Looking at plaices in Coley, so I've heard...

[bobby m's syrup]

I’m sure Reading would be the right plaice for either of them.

Looking at plaices in Coley, so I've heard...

Nah, place is full of druggies. You can't take two steps without tripping over a roach

[AthleticoSpizz]

....yeah, but it’s got sole

[Hound]

All these puns are a bit limp. It's getting a bit silly.

Agree. Stopped being finny long ago