Hob Nob Anyone?

Popped up a couple of times on Twitter today (admittedly by a couple of randomers) - Ex-Wycombe so believable

Hearing it’s Salford striker Daniel Udoh 2 year deal. Passed medical this afternoon

https://x.com/i/status/2071302428209692986

https://x.com/i/status/2071300250271142324

Udoh it is then if Instagram is anything to go

A quick Google search suggests he's strong and quick but a far from impressive goalscoring record for a No9.

From Despair To Where? wrote: ↑28 Jun 2026 20:29 A quick Google search suggests he's strong and quick but a far from impressive goalscoring record for a No9.

But if he can provide a focal point for our attacks and be a nuisance, that means more than just goals.

Rather have Daniel Powter

From Despair To Where? wrote: ↑28 Jun 2026 20:29 A quick Google search suggests he's strong and quick but a far from impressive goalscoring record for a No9.

30 in August, 6 foot tall. 9 Salford goals in 30(5) league apps last season and 9 at Wycombe in 33 apps the season before that. Scored 31 league goals in 5 years (119(36) apps) for Shrewsbury before joining Wycombe. JJ should know all about his strengths and weaknesses as well as what he’s like as a person so the club should know exactly what they’ll get if this signing is true but it’s not going to get anyone excited, least to begin with.

If he arrives hope he doesn’t develop into a Daniel Uh-oh.

Rather have Daniel Agger-Doh!

traff wrote: ↑29 Jun 2026 08:06 Rather have Daniel Agger-Doh!

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