Got my away shirt today. silly me didn`t check before I left the shop. Had to take it back because the logo was out of line. Assistant: I`ve spoken to the manager, he told me they were all done by hand so none of them are 100% accurate. me: So that makes it ok then does it ? I forked out 54 quid fo...

Been sent home. What an absolute plonker. I think that's probably ended his Chelsea career.

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bobby1413
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Was gonna say that Carl guy too. He's a grade A pr1ck

I know him. He was the year above me at school.

Jesus, that school churns out twats second only to Eton.

Which year were you in m8?

bobby1413

urz13 RFC Carl
Nath St Paul

+1

Was gonna say that Carl guy too. He's a grade A pr1ck

I know him. He was the year above me at school.

Uh oh - Outrage FURIOUS Reading FC fans are demanding refunds after forking out nearly £50 for a wonky football kit this weekend. Printers bungled some of the new replica Royals shirts meaning the logo looks out of place. Instead of being centred, some of the club's headline sponsor's logos have bee...

gazzer, loyal royal and Now Mendy signs for City for £49.2m. Crazy money

I liked Monaco's reasoning behind the fee. Mendy is better than Walker so they'll have to pay more than £40m.

That is some spending by City. They'll HAVE to win something this year, otherwise Pep could be out on his ear....big pressure.

No Fixed Abode Liking the new 'dutch orange' away kit.

2nd June

No Fixed Abode Home kit has a grandad neck collar.

May 26th.

I know. It was such a poor effort by you though. No you're right, it was poor from me. I just wanted to remind you Chelsea isn't a big club, just incase you forgot, because I'm nice like that. We've always been a relatively big club m8. Big crowds between 40k and 50k around the 1950's. Then a huge ...

I know. It was such a poor effort by you though.

CountryRoyal

No Fixed Abode Barcelona has reportedly bit £72m for Coutinho.

Such a talented player should go to a big club to win some major trophies. Would be such a waste otherwise.

Guess that rules out a move to Stamford Bridge.

Agreed. Because Chelsea weren't in for him. Thanks for st8ing the obvious.

Kurt Zouma signs a new 6 year deal with Chelsea and will go out on loan to Stoke City this coming season. Good luck Kurt.

Barcelona has reportedly bit £72m for Coutinho.

Such a talented player should go to a big club to win some major trophies. Would be such a waste otherwise.

Good to see the final hurdle overturned and now the new Stamford Bridge can be built.

Gus the teenage cow When the ball hits his nose
Or is blocked by his big toe
That's Mannone

(to the tune of that's amore)

and then a second verse and we're set

When the ball hits the net
There's one thing you'll regret
That's Mannone

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Must admit it does seem an odd choice of keeper. The way Stam wants Reading to play out from the back you would think he'd get a keeper with decent distribution.

bobby1413 OUT - I refuse to pay those disgusting prices

(Actually I will be mid-flight coming back from Venice... otherwise I would have gone)

Is £33 actually that bad for a London game? I mean, many people spend about £70 to go and watch a gig at the o2 these days.

Saw him play against us last season in the cup. He was decent..