Rather have Serena on the right and Venus on the left.

Do they have to wait for January 1 for clearance to play or are they immediately available as unattached freebies?

(That sounded eerily like my love life growing up!)

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Linden Jones' Tash Controversial opinion incoming...

Love the goals.....

But Wing as Captain?....

Can't say I'm feeling it TBH...

That kind of collapse shouldn't be acceptable....

I vote Derek...

is that a Ricky Gervais reference?

This feels like the weakest squad we’ve had since 98/99. I’m struggling to think of a more ineffectual left side than Lane and Jacobs. That team under Burns and his third-rate Jock jokes still managed to finish 11th that season and honestly, I can’t see us bettering that this time around. And by the...

Got a horrible vision of Leam turning into Kier Starmer over the next few months. Can hear him explaining the reason we are shit was all due to the previous management whilst we slide towards relegation. I note tha Jacobson had been conspicuously quiet and hiding from the obvious problems that have ...

So then, in your opinion do we have the players for this sort of game? Think Marriott offers something in this area and Ritchie should have the nous and think Doyle could be annoying for defenders too but guess what we probably really need in January are a couple of "Kevin Bremner" types ...

Brogue Should never have been appointed.

Who took the jam out of your doughnut?

Assume whoever who shut down your mole?

Admit to knowing nothing about him util this week. Wigan stints looks good, Rotherham stint and time out raises some red flags on the surface of it. Backroom staff seem solid and a definite upgrade on the wishy washy back up behind Hunt since Gibbs went. Please can we just see some semblance of ente...

Richardson confrimed

I am beginning to think this was a knee jerk reaction by Couhig and co. No caretaker manager named, no manager seemingly lined up. Perhaps he expected Bloomfield would jump at the chance of be our manager and he/they were wrong. I just hope it won't be a case of him/us regretting the change. Club 1...

Wake me up,before you go Noel

Noel thrill puntball!

Really struggling to think of a more boring era of football at Reading than the last 4 months

Anyone heard any updates on the progress of John Clarke?
Always liked what I have seen (albeit not that much)
Would love to see him play that left back role this season but he does appear to be made of bubbles.

Highlight of the evening for me was Kyerewaa's impersonation of a fidget spinner in the 6 yard box.

Its a shame the Battle Inn has shut down. We could have sent taxi over at 7:45 and got someone to shout Paddy.
I am sure we would have found a couple of players more proficient than the ones we have1

Agree with the above team but would put Norcott in for Lane

If any team that is our "best" involves Lane then we are truly oxf*rd

I think fans would be a lot more patient with the slow progress if the football wasn’t so painfully dull to watch.

Just read NH post match comments as was too pissed off before today. What was he trying to say when we made their keeper look good and he wasn't? Assume he was referring to our inability (in particular Paddy Lame's) to finish. Definitely don't want to see Prodigal Paddy starting on Tuesday Comes off...