Ivor Hot Lie

He did such a good job at rubishing that book I'm sure it would have had an impact on sales. Though still waiting to see if Kits can do any better ;) http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/4749/davebookcoverdz8.jpg Can you remind me what Dave Kitson has won compared to Frank? Does that stop him critisi...

Oliver Holt
"....The Sheffield United boss was minding his own business, sipping from a bottle of water....

....whilst simultaneously tending to a sick kitten, solving world hunger and discovering a cure for cancer. I love you, Neil."

Notice how both The Sun and The Mirror are quick to condemn Downes, Hunt and even Coppell, to the extent of dragging up past misdemeanours, but conveniently forget to include any of Colin's previous; most notably the West Brom and Leeds incidents? Nothing to do with media-whore Colin being a 'charac...

Yorkshire Royal Warnock is stupid, but not stupid enough to publicly encourage his team to break opponents legs...

Unless the opponent's name is Gary Kelly, you mean?

he was in a 80s movie as a goalkeeper I think http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_%28film%29 I watched Escape to Victory just the other evening. With Stallone in goal, the Allied POWs were 4-0 down in 37 minutes.... and he wanted to escape at half-time. It would be rather nice to see Tim Howard re...

Minus the hair obviously....

By the way, has anyone seen today's Sun?: Blueffon: Jose wants £25m Italian keeper to replace KO'd Cech: EXCLUSIVE! Petr's Barca Joy: EXCLUSIVE! (including editorial which claims that "SunSport has learned that the club maintain Reading officials were told to call an ambulance for Cech within ...

Does anyone remember a sports discussion programme on Channel 4 on Saturday mornings hosted by Victoria Derbyshire? Oliver Holt was the fey little Home Counties tossrag with silver spoon up his arse who appeared most weeks and argued that black was white just to get a reaction. I reckon he was bull...

Apologies if it's appeared here elsewhere, but this quote by Didier Drogba made me laugh: "I am not paranoid, but people have it in for Chelsea."

When retirement day comes, there's a career in comedy waiting for him.

Mark Whitlock was hardly Rio Ferdinand in the heart of defence, a possible candidate Whitlock's name sprang immediately to mind as being possibly the worst player. I seem to remember he did eventually improve, but it was too little too late. Neale Cooper's been mentioned -- fair enough, although I ...

Ahhhhhh, poor Neil.....

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!