Barry the bird boggler Where is there space for them to move I wonder - or is it a late bid for the Olympic Stadium?
southbank1871 Wormwood Scrubs?
Maguire Football isn't very high up my list of things that belong in a museum tbh.
Wax Jacket who would begrudge anyone the chance to play international football? that would be a step too far. "you can't play for Turkey as you've spent the whole of your career passing sideways for Waitrose PLC"? can't see it myself.