Watford 2 v 2 Reading I didn't think that low scoring Newcastle would be able to get many against our super tight defence on Wednesday but that was wrong so maybe low scoring (and generally all round crap side from what I saw of them against Sheff U) Watford may manage to do so as well. But Oster an...

Newcastle have only scored nine goals this season. They are hardly likely to hit a hatful against a side that has only let in one goal in the past four games. Newcastle 0 v Reading 2 Seoul Harper or Oster Most popular pre match crisp purchased: Salt and Vinegar. Number of away fans that arrive late:...

Dick Habbin left Reading and ended up having a stand named after him at Cambridge (I think) so he must have done okay. Dave Crown spent two years on the left wing being haranged(?) as crap by the Elm Park faithful then left and scored a hatful of goals every season for the various clubs he played fo...

He owns the entire cake; how it's sliced up between debt and equity makes no difference to the size of the cake nor his share (which is 100% of the cake) I don't care about the money, I want to know more about this massive cake Mr Mad owns. Do you think he displays it behind a large glass window in ...

He's D-A-D-D-Y
He's D-A-D-D-Y
He's knows he is
He's sure he is
He's D-A-D-D-Y

Liverpool 4 v 1 Reading Three nil down at half time having conceded possession within ten seconds of every time we get the ball. The goals will come from corners and free kicks where a key player gets left unmarked. The third goal will be a rebund off Marcus as he fails to hold an Alonso shot and Cr...