by ElmParker »
23 Apr 2007 21:08
There are two periods of my life: BW and AW.
Before Wembley, I was a respectable middle-class lad. Worked hard, side-parting, went to Church regularly, tried not to masturbate too much.
I had always believed that the universe was basically a just place. God gave us football and kept an eye-out to keep things broadly fair. Not everyone can be a winner, of course. You learn more through defeat than victory.
But on that day, it wasn’t Bolton that beat us. It was a cruel, vengeful Old Testament God, with Reading as Job. Jason McAteer was the fallen angel.
After Wembley, I lost my way. My father was sent to prison for several complicated tax evasion schemes and my mother lost her hair. I went to university where I fell in with a bad crowd and took up sociology. I fathered an illegitimate child by a local barmaid. Reading signed Robert Fleck.
I returned home without graduating to find Reading in a lower division. He took our promotion. He took our family of beautiful players. He took our wealth and gave us Darren Caskey. He destroyed our ancient home. We signed Andy Hughes.
The years drifted past until one day I found myself on a pitch surrounded by cheering folk. I looked at the score board and we had beaten Derby 5-0.
Then, I sensed a change. It was then I realised God had relented and we had suffered enough. I knew it was true only weeks later when Murty’s penalty went in.
Truly that was my catharsis. My life began again.
Hallelujah!