Alan Partridge Oster takes a load of flak but he's 5 times the footballer Hunt is.
You need some of my medication mate!!!!
Hunt was industrious but with no end product. Oster wasn't even interested! Wandering around like a lost Welsh sheep - which is what he resembles.
Hunt at present can't cross, shot or head a ball, but he can hassle, close down and tackle.
Doyle at present can't crposs, shoot, head or even find a colleague as he's so greedy in an effort to get a goal, but he still runs his heart out, closes down and tackles.
The impOSTER cannot even do THAT! Absolute travsty that he is in the professional game. Bottling out of tackles all day, failed to close down ONCE, although I believe he did manage to put in one cross all day. Brilliant for £15k a week.
He also had ball for two mazy runs , where he ran around one Blackburn player in the middle of the park, and was so fazed by the whole experience, that he shat himself and promptly gave the ball to them by a totally crap pass.
We were reduced to laughter at him in the second half. We couldn't even be bothered to berate of him he was so awful. Did you also not notice that his colleagues stopped passing to him after a while?
Truly astonishing. Thank goodness his contract is up at the end of the season. Although knowing how RFC operate, he's probaly already guaranteed a 3 year extension or something as he's such a good player. After all, he's only 30 come December 2008, so he's bound to improve!
You couldn't make it up, you really couldn't.