First he did it with the Irish, let them see the facilities through egg chasing and then fill the team with cheap Irishmen so they would then start to watch the football. Now the next chapter.
On one of recent cruises down the Oxford Road in the Pope Mobile where he touched the hands of real people, signed autographs and kissed babies he saw the potential of the untapped market, POLES.
At this point Agent Squeak, DoF was ordered to the Mad Towers and sent out to find a cheap high profile Polish player.
I bring you Rasiak and with that an increase in shirt sales and bums on seats. The only thing Agent Squeak did wrong was not find one with a longer name as each letter was worth another 50p on the shirts, with a new kit each year and over 10 letters in the players name in his 2 year contract his transfer would be paid off by the increase in letter sales on shirts.
For you info he did also look into Indian players after the visit but bulked when he found out Chopra would cost more than 3 figures.
